And how would you know? Have you been spying on me?
A little creepy, isn't it? If you wanted to find out about the birds and the bees, I'm sure that even someone like you could find a porn site that the school hasn't blocked yet. It isn't hard. Like you...
...you brought creepy up first! You can't go putting shit in my mouth just because you're talking out your ass! I was asking what was creepy. And then saying I didn't didn't want to learn about birds and bees because you brought up penises!
Geez. No wonder no one likes you. Hope you are happy in the one man army of lozerville.
I don't know what sort of backwater your muggle parents originate from, but where I come from, we don't put anything near our arseholes that has the capacity to crawl up there itself. That's rather disgusting.
I didn't put anything in your mouth. Would you like me to?
Things could be worse. I could be a sad little virgin like you.