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ewan ([info]emcgregor) wrote,
@ 2008-02-22 08:50:00


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Current mood:loving the english.
Current music:aim: ewan and out.

you know i've got love for you, [info]stage

3 guys, 1 Irish, 1 English, and 1 Scot, are walking along the beach one day. They come across a lantern which a Genie pops out of.
"I'll give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total," says the Genie.
The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman, and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish.
The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England.
The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water."

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[info]kbb
2008-02-22 11:07 pm UTC (link)
Well hello there.

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[info]emcgregor
2008-02-22 11:45 pm UTC (link)
Hello back, Ms. Beckinsale. How're you this lovely afternoon?

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[info]rachelweisz
2008-02-22 11:54 pm UTC (link)
I was beginning to think a torture chamber would have to be brought into the picture.

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[info]emcgregor
2008-02-23 02:00 am UTC (link)
Something tells me you've got a few of those in your own home.

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[info]rachelweisz
2008-02-23 01:44 pm UTC (link)
You've seen the covered blood marks then?

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[info]judel
2008-02-23 01:25 am UTC (link)
Fucking finally.

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[info]emcgregor
2008-02-23 02:00 am UTC (link)
It's all for you, Judey.

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[info]judel
2008-02-23 02:09 am UTC (link)
Promises, promises, McGregor. Look at the fucking women already queuing up. Better tell them you were mine first.

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[info]jonathan
2008-02-23 02:03 am UTC (link)
Stranger danger.

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[info]emcgregor
2008-02-23 08:14 am UTC (link)
Hello, girlfriend!

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[info]jonathan
2008-02-23 08:20 am UTC (link)
I've been waiting for you. Don't give in to Jude's sway, give in to mine.

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[info]emcgregor
2008-02-23 08:24 am UTC (link)
I cannae choose though you do look better in heels.

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[info]jonathan
2008-02-23 08:26 am UTC (link)
Then clearly, your choice should be me. Forget all about him, and hope he doesn't see this.

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[info]judel
2008-02-23 08:29 am UTC (link)
He was mine first, Jonny Rhys Meyers. You may be better looking, but I've got history working in my favour!

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[info]jonathan
2008-02-23 08:30 am UTC (link)
I've got some history as well, you cannot win this Jude Law.

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[info]judel
2008-02-23 08:32 am UTC (link)
Sharing is caring, you know.

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[info]jonathan
2008-02-23 08:38 am UTC (link)
You do have a point.

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[info]emcgregor
2008-02-23 08:40 am UTC (link)
Is this the part where I turn off the lights?

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[info]jonathan
2008-02-23 08:41 am UTC (link)
Turn on the music, I'll take care of the lights.

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[info]emcgregor
2008-02-23 08:43 am UTC (link)
Time to bust out the smooth jamz.

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[info]judel
2008-02-23 04:11 am UTC (link)
Sign on already, wanker.

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[info]emcgregor
2008-02-23 08:15 am UTC (link)
You impatient asshole, I've yet to even add anyone yet.

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[info]judel
2008-02-23 08:20 am UTC (link)
Get on it, then!

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[info]rosariodawson
2008-02-23 04:15 am UTC (link)
jude outlaw: If any of you magically make Ewan appear, I will buy you a cupcake factory.

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[info]emcgregor
2008-02-23 08:15 am UTC (link)
Hahahaha, this is ridiculous. Hello, love.

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[info]judel
2008-02-23 04:25 am UTC (link)
jude outlaw: Okay, who do I have to fuck to get Ewan to sign on.
kiss kiss sienna: Ewan.
hustle and ro: I TRIED.
acousticjared: ewan.

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[info]emcgregor
2008-02-23 08:16 am UTC (link)
Is this your way of finally admitting you want me, Jude?

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[info]judel
2008-02-23 08:20 am UTC (link)
Let's be honest, Ewan. You couldn't handle me.

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[info]emcgregor
2008-02-23 08:21 am UTC (link)
I'm afraid you'd only break my heart and crush my soul.

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[info]judel
2008-02-23 08:28 am UTC (link)
It's absolutely true. I'd lead you on to get in your trousers and then I'd leave you for some other bloke, right?

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[info]nat_dormer
2008-02-24 02:41 am UTC (link)
Oh lord that is great.

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