fap (fap) wrote,
@ 2009-02-15 23:06:00

Entry tags:

hayes, sims

Hayes, 2.3

WHEN DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN? It took her a SIM WEEK to get better last time. D:

Dominic tries to interact with his children for once.

Malcolm: I KNOW WHERE YOU I'M NOT A FUCKING IDIOT. GRAAAAAAAH.

How is this my problem? The child is a LONER.

I see you skunk, don't get any weird skunk-like ideas.

Malcolm had a birthday THAT HE WILL NEVER FORGET. IT WAS SO HORRIBLE. HE *PEED* ON HIMSELF.

Even Camille is upset for him.

Malcolm: You bitch why didn't you potty train meeeeeeee? :(

Camille tries to lecture Malcolm, but he ignores. 'cause seriously, who is SHE to talk?

Camille has not run out of her CrazyFace Pills yet.

aaaaaaaaaand Malcolm randomly attacks Olive. FUN.

Where are the parents?

Camille and Dominic for parents of the year. DAMN.

I'm sure you're proud of that drunken stance of yours, Olive.

Camille: :D :D :D
Olive: D:< D:< D:<

Malcolm has birthday issues now.

Malcolm: BAWWWWWWW I MAKE PEE PEE ON MY BIRTHDAY
Noah: TALK TO THE HAND, BECAUSE YOU DON'T ~UNDERSTAND~

Gabrielle enjoys standing uncomfortably close to some random townie's crotch area.

Gabrielle: Dear Diary, I HATE GNOMES SO MUCH I HATE THEM I HOPE THEY DIE. :O

Gabrielle: I wish we could afford a big TV...

Gabrielle: Fuck, I wish we could afford a damn teddy bear.

Kids in general shouldn't be allowed to hold knives, but Gabrielle SHOULD NOT BE AROUND KNIVES AT ALL. AT ALL.

I'm pretty sure Malcolm gets picked last during dodge ball.

Olive: I WANT TO END MY LIFE ALREADY RAAAAAAAAAAH.

Emos.

I figured I should probably show you how the triplets look without scowls.

Noah!

Olive!

Malcolm. Okay 2/3 of them DON'T HAVE SCOWLS.

Camille: Do you feel sad, Gabrielle? You know..when I feel sad I bend down on my knee like this and I talk to my good friend Jerome.

Gabrielle: That's the worst advice I've heard, mom. *minus, minus*

She looks like she's about snap. Again. For the 48574857th time.

After that woman to woman talk Camille had with Gabby, Gabby rolls this want.

Excellent work, Camille. Excellent work.

Camille and Dominic provide a wonderful environment for their children.

Is this what tormenting is? Gabby just stared at Olive complaining.

Functional children.

Olive: Mom, can you gtfo. I don't feel comfortable peeing with you here..smiling like that.
Camille: :D :D :D

In this family, the children play in trashcans for fun!

They also sleep standing up, because that's what the cool kids do.

Meanwhile Camille is still stupid. WHY ARE YOU JUMP ROPING?

She still has nightmares about meeting random people.

Floaty Boy: OHAI WHY ARE WE ALL IN OUR SWIMSUITS?! WHERE IS THE POOL"
Dominic: :|

I should be concerned that Olive is having nightmares about the Butler.

IS EVERY CHILD HERE HAVING NIGHTMARES?

Catching fire flies in broad daylight? That's..very special, Malcolm.

Camille stop wasting food by stuffing your face when there is salad RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

Camille crotch shot #485748

God, Camille, no one buys your "IMMA A GUD MAMA NOW" shit. Stop.

Camille: Hi Malcolm. I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOU.
Malcolm: GO TALK TO YOUR STUPID GNOME, NO ONE LIKES YOU, MOM.

Camille attempting to be motherly is casing a DISTURBANCE IN THE FORCE.

SERIOUSLY CAMILLE. STOP THIS.

Camille Crotch Shot #385785498

Olive: PEW PEW PEW I AM SHOOTING YOU.
Gabrielle: QUIT THIS SHIT, BITCH.

Okay so THIS is what tormenting is. Okay the first time I saw it, I jumped 376 feet back. IT SURPRISED ME OKAY?!

Olive: You bitch I ALMOST CRAPPED MY PANTS.

Olive: Bitch, I don't LIKE you?

Gabrielle: O SHIT GOTTA GO.

THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SAME ROOM. YOU ARE TURRIBLE PARENTS.

Gabrielle really enjoys talking shit about people in that book.

THE BURN BOOK: GABRIELLE STARTED THAT SHIT. Y/N

Olive: ~I HATE YOU YOU'RE SUCH A DICK~
Noah: Yeah? Well my odd profile and I hate you too.

My girls is ~emotional~

Just...stop Camille. You're making it WORSE.

Olive: I AM STD MONSTER I COME FOR YOUR BAJINGO RARRRRRR.

Camille sees what you did there. She sees. She hides behind your refrigerators.

DAMN, CAMILLE. STOP FLASHING YOUR HOO-HA AT THE VIEWERS.

Uh...at least she enjoys ~self help~

Everyone is sick of Olive's bitching.

Gabrielle grew up, got something shoved up your butt, bb?

She rolled Romance: Become Celebrity Chef

The first thing she does as a teenager? Kick the shit out of Jerome.

That's some serious gnome hate right there.

I just...they're so...USELESS.

Dominic: teehee VAGINA ++

Yeah. They still eat of the trash.

That's the scariest shit I've ever seen. CLOSE YOUR EYES, PLEASE.

This is Gabrielle learning about ~anger management~

Geez, cheer up.

LOL WTF. Are they threatening a 10 year old?

First: WTF Camille that's not how you use a door.

Second: Pillow fights, you're doing it wrong.

Seriously, who the fuck pissed you off?

Gabrielle: HAI, I'M HUNGRY GET ME SOME DINNER, CHIVES.

Gabrielle: I'LL SHOOT YOU BITCHES WITH MY FINGER GUNS.

Gabrielle: I HATE CHILDRENS.

I truly find it sad as hell that this wolf shows more concern for the children than their ACTUAL PARENTS.

YOU ARE THE WORST PARENTS. EVER.

News Flash: Everyone hates Olive.

These poor, poor children. Look at that face.

That's nothing short of incredibly creepy and weird.

Gabrielle: Dear Diary, I hate Chives the Butler. He totally didn't make me food last night. He's probably some creepy pedophile.

Gabrielle: OMGAW HE WAS TOTALLY TRYING TO TOUCH MY *BUTT*

Homegirl has some weird obsession with the elderly men. (SHE GETS IT FROM CAMILLE, OF COURSE.)

AND SHE GETS THE STUPID DIARY OBSESSION FOR MISTER :| HIMSELF.

Every time she does this I feel likes she's trying to choke them or something. She'd probably do that.

I guess if she were going to choke someone it would be Jerome.

She really hates him.

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