fap (fap) wrote,
@ 2009-02-15 23:09:00

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hayes, sims

Hayes, 3.1

Random Teenager who thinks he lives here is getting sick of Gabrielle's Mop PDA. Get a ROOM, Gabrielle. GOSH.

I need to find her a fuckbuddy, at the very least. SOON. Before she explodes.

So. The mother hating side of Gabrielle hasn't changed.

Gabrielle: I WAS LOST UNTIL I FOUND YOU. /LOST/ DO YOU HEAR ME? I COULDN'T ~FIND MYSELF~

I think this mop needs a name. He'll most likely make several appearances. Any suggestions?

It's no shock she's never been kissed, hur hur.

Gabrielle stands at the doorway, staring at some random teenager. Nope. Not creepy at all.

THIS IS NOT CREEPY OR FRIGHTENING OK!

Camille: OH GOD WHY ARE THERE SO MANY /PEOPLE/ HERE? MAKE THEM LEAVE.

Hating on random teenagers AND a crotch shot. You're just a bundle of normality.

Sending Gabrielle to a community lot with her...questionable mental stability, PROBABLY wasn't the best choice I've made.

What the h-e-double hockey sticks HAPPENED HERE.

Cry baby.

Making out with gross mops that smell like dirty water is the best way to get laid.

NO, REALLY. IT IS.

NOT THIS AGAIN GOD I HATE THIS SO MUCH WHY.

Nobody likes you, Gabrielle. Acting all smug and pretending you know what pool is just makes them hate you more.

...Well, she looks like a WHORE. A CHEAP ONE. (With clown make-up)

I guess Gabrielle doesn't care about personal space or any of that crazy stuff.

She does know she can go to jail for that, right? Then she'd have to tell everyone in her neighborhood about it. As if her reputation isn't terrible already. (She's a "dirty dirtbag" HAR.)

HAYCECELIALAROUX

Staring at the first guy you see without...blinking, that's kind of creepy, you know.

All peoples still hate her.

Every time I see this face on Gabrielle. I think about her future babies looking like THIS.

What the fuck is his problem. Poking people out of nowhere in the boobular area is SEXUAL HARASSMENT.

WELL WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

So. Gabrielle has a grand total of one positive relationship with a teenager. :|

STOP THAT.

Gabrielle's only friend who is a sporty teenager is...creepy.

No, dude. You high-fived her. You cannot hate her now. YOU ARE STUCK.

The first time Gabrielle ever heart farts someone it's an old man...practicing ballet.

A+ FIND GABRIELLE.

GABRIELLE LOVES TO DANCE.

No, Gabrielle. If this girl wants to brag about herself, YOU WILL LISTEN TO IT. YOU BARELY HAVE FRIENDS AND YOU'RE A ROMANCE SIM.

DO YOU WANT TO BE TONGUING THAT MOP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?!

Making good first impressions, I see. (She really getting frisky there :O)

Gabrielle is one hardcore bitch playing hard core air harp. (Except not really)

She breaks her arm attempting to do the robot. Just stop, Gabby. It's not worth it. You're not a robot.

BreakDancer: OH LAWD SHE MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF.

BreakDancer: GOD I JUST HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE TERRIBLE.

I was getting desperate and used the teleporter shrub to get a ton of males in the neighborhood there. Which resulted in a Gabby Hate Parade.

Gabrielle: *caresses her mop*
Dominic: :|

OH MAN THE GABBY HATE PARADE HAS A CONGO LINE. WAY AWESOME.

Wow, not one person likes her. I'd feel bad, but I know she loves her mop anyway.

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. I THINK I JUST CRIED.

Okay, so he tried to hit on her mom, but he's a HUMAN. AND NOT A MOP.

IT'S A MIRACLE.

ALRIGHT SO HER FATHER HATES HIM, BUT WHO CARES HE LIKES GABRIELLE.

NO NO NO NO MISTER. YOU MADE YOUR BED NOW LIE IN IT.

No take backs!

dothesmustle: *dies*

This picture would be stupidly romantic if Dominic and Camille weren't weirdasses.

My mouth, it is agape with wonderment. I thank the townie gun that brought Regis to me.

lol yes his name is Regis.

I apologize for the spam of heart farts, I just never though I'd see the day. *wipes a tear*

He's basically the new Gabby, though. Dominic makes his life hell, better it just being Dominic and not the entire population of Abordale.

wat

We see you approving of this fight, Gabrielle. I knew there was a tiny hint of sadism in you.

Camille, that's your DAUGHTER.

I guess I shouldn't expect any less of her, though.

Oh Geez, figures this is the only type of guy that would like Gabrielle. You know...one that goes through your trash and eats it.

Regis: HAY REMEMBER WHEN I PUT MY WINGWONG INTO YOUR BAJINGO.

That is probably the last toilet I'd ever want to throw up in.

ps: babby is formed. gabby get pragnant.

Gabrielle: HAY GOOD JOB AT PUTTING YOUR WINGWONG INTO MY BAJINGO.

Gabrielle: MOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOM WHAT ARE YOU /DOING/

Gabrielle had a really rough pregnancy and staring at these butterflies made her shut up. I am not sure why.

Gabrielle: I HATE YOU AND I AM A BETTER CHILD AND I ALWAYS WILL BE.

~*~-->GENERATION3<--~*~

(No one was there to witness it. Typical Gabrielle moment. :-/)

It was a girl, Karina. She was placed on the cold floor until Camille of all people came to pick her up.

Except Camille just put her in a corner in the hallway. Where Karina lies in her own filth.

Also Dominic and Camille got married, because apparently the never did. I pay good attention to my sims, what you talkin' about?!

Regis is a useless parent. Just like the rest of them.

Karina is still in the corner. Crying, hungry, and probably has a REALLY bad case of diaper rash.

Gabrielle would much rather make pancakes than acknowledge her daughter.

How sweet.

The poor baby was there for HOURS until Regis picked her up.

Gabby would rather dance instead. SCREW BABIES SHE HAS MOVES.

...then put her back on the floor. You know, guys. You're supposed to feed the bottle to the infant. Not throw a bottle next to them.

You'd think after the hell Gabrielle went through she'd be a better parent.

Also Dominic got OLD.

Karina grew up into a terrible dressed toddler.

(Why does that outfit exist. D:)

You're in too deep now, Regis. JUST BASK IN THE CRAZY.

Here's Karina when she's not in a pink tuxedo. She's cute.

This was probably not my BEST idea.

Not my best idea at all. Oh well, you aren't truly a Hayes unless the sim shrink has visited more than once.

I should have done an asylum challenge instead. Seriously.

HOLY MOLY WHEN I SEE A GUY SHAKE HANDS WITH HIS IMAGINARY FRIENDS I AM JUST SO TURNED ON.

Believe me, Karina, you'd much rather stay in that crib. You do not want to see half the things going on everywhere else.

OH GOD GABRIELLE STOP DOING THAT IT'S INCREDIBLY FRIGHTENING.

It gives ME nightmares. :<.

Karina: NONONONONONO DON'T PUT ME BACK IN THIS JAILLLLLL D:

I am dying on the inside here. Slowly, but surely, dying on the inside.

She might be a bit of a brat, but Karina's cute.

Really cute.

..but she's still a brat.

Gabrielle, you're giving CAMILLE a run for her money. For serious.

I don't think Camille likes that very much either.

The sim shrink is HER best friend. Camille is HIS most frequent member.

Look who's back! And look at who's incredibly displeased. Poor Karina. This is like generation two all over again.

Woo baby tiems number TWO. AND PEOPLE ARE HERE TO CHEER HER BIRTHINGS ON.

It's a boy, named Swiffer. As a tribute to Gabrielle's mop lover.

He got a pretty good introduction to the world, don't you think?

~family bonding~

Seriously, Cam? You're not one to talk. I think we've went over this.

CAMILLE YOU ARE NOT ABOVE THIS. YOU HAD YOUR FAIR SHARE OF MENTAL BREAKDOWNS YOU HAVE NOT RIGHT.

OH FUCKBALLS. Are you shitting me? Why do the always do this in the kids' room?

It's like they WANT to scare them for life.

This really explains why he found Gabrielle so attractive. They're truly meant for each other.

If it weren't for Dominic, I'm sure the social worker would have been here by now.

Regis: FUCK THESE PANCAKES.

As a desperate attempt to get some aspiration points for Gabrielle I set her up on a blind date.

It doesn't go very well.

I also love how she chooses her daughter's bedroom of all places to pursue the guy. Classy woman.

Karina: MOMMY PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE YOU I WANT FRIENDS.
Gabrielle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Karina: I'm a big girl now! But Mom still don't take any notice from me! I hate her! I hate everything, maybe she notice me in a differend outfit ? !

Gabrielle is just as bad as a mother as Camille. :/

Dumbasses.

Regis dies of starvation, because he'd much rather slap the air with fish.

I wouldn't care about this much, but he died right next to his child. D:

So Gabby pleads for his life because I AM NOT doing a husband search for her ever again.

EVER. (She saves his life.)

Gabby: Auuuuuuugh, when did I have this one? :(

Shit, she NEVER gives her children attention. These children are going to be screwed up.

MORE BIRTHDAYS ALSO.

This is Swiffer.

This is Karina.

Who spent so much of her toddler-life lying in her own filth, that she grew accustomed to the smell and enjoys it.

Great. :|

MOAR BIG UPDATE 8D

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	hitler 2009-02-17 03:08 am UTC (link)
	The first time Gabrielle ever heart farts someone it's an old man...practicing ballet. A+ FIND GABRIELLE. EGDFHGADFGJFDAHGTJYGHFGFD!!! xDDD (Reply to this)