fap (fap) wrote,
@ 2009-02-15 23:10:00

Entry tags:

hayes, sims

Hayes, 3.2

Everyone still kind of hates Gabrielle.

and Gabrielle still neglects her children. Nothing has changed. YEY.

Well except that Regis somehow acquired a random mullet.

What the fuck are you doing, Gabrielle?

Oh ho ho I think Camille's got herself a thing for the mullets. She likes the ~business in the front party in the back~ OH YEAH FAP

Regis: Ohhhhhh Godddd, when the hell did I get this mullet?
Camille: Oh I hope he doesn't realized I shaved his hair.

Camille: Awwwwwww yeeeeeeeeeeah mullet *fapfap*

Gabrielle: O SHIT I THINK I BROKE MY ARM
Dominic: SUCK IT UP DON'T BE A LITTLE BABY YOU NEED THICKER SKIN BITCH

Swiffer: I need water, I am half mop.
Dominic: GOD I AM SO TIRED OF BABIES AND WHINING GET AWAY.
Karina: lol horsey
Horse: You will be killed.

Of all the people to grow up in a business suit. Camille? Why.

Bahhhhhhhh I love you, Camille.

Oh, how sweet. What a great environment for children.

Camille: So one time I was talking to Jerome about music instruments..
Gabrielle: ...you've ignored me my entire life, why are you talking to me now?

Karina: I hate sculptures.
Gabrielle: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME.

Karina: so i herd you got engaged
Gabrielle: STOP TALKING TO ME.

Camille: MY HEAD HURTS TOO MANY VOICES ARE TALKING TOO.MANY.VOICES.
Dominic: OW MY BACK.

~meant for each other y/n~

DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT KARINA. SHE'S GOING TO HAVE SEVERE BRAIN DAMAGE.

Camille: why is the sky green lol

...because you are not looking out the window, Cam. You're staring at a wall.

This poor thing is going to have serious issues.

SERIOUS issues. :O

...and these issues can all be traced back to Camille, of course.

Karina: zZzZzZzZzZzZz...head...smells...like...feet...why...zZzZzZz

Gabrielle: I HATE MY MOM SHE NEVER BOUGHT ME A TEDDY BEAR

(I TOOK A BREAK WRITING THIS UPDATE TO EAT FRENCH TOAST IF IT IS STICKY I APOLOGIZE)

Swiffer: *neglected*

Gabrielle: There is NOTHING to do today. Wow.

EXCEPT ~DANCE~

Gabrielle, you are THE BEST PARENT EVER.

Gabrielle: HAY DOTTER HOW ARE U HOW WAS SCHOOL
Karina: FUCK. THIS. RADIO.

Swiffer and Gabrielle shy sim dance together. o.O

I guess Swiffer used the if you can't beat 'em join 'em method here.

Gabrielle: HAI FIANCE
Regis: whoawhoaWHOAWHOAWHOA I'M *ENGAGED*

Yah, and you're getting married, too.

You'd think Karina would be a little more happy for her parents. :|

Karina: This marriage is going to be a FUCKING TRAIN WRECK.

I think Karina was on to something there...

Oh well. This isn't even news anymore. It's like a daily occurrence.

Gabrielle: I hate my mother.

Karina: I hate my little brother.

Swiffer: FUCK YA'LL I JUST WANT SOME FOOD.

Karina: O GOD WE'RE THE SAME SIZE HALP

hay cutie patootie

You're not a REAL Swiffer Mop, buddy. You don't require soap.

I guess Gabby's choosing to ignore the fact that her family is fucktarded.

That's nice.

WHAT THE HELL DOES SWIFFER DO WHEN I'M NOT LOOKING. WAS IT THE CREEPY-LEVITATING-TODDLER DANCING?

That gave me nightmares, too :<.

Camille: Jerome, we barely hang out anymore.

Camille: IT'S YOUR FAULT.

Camille enjoys spending quality time with her gnome.

Camille: HEE-HAW

Karina: I can't believe I was sitting next to Ball of Stink, this is so embarrassing.
Ball of Stink: ...D:

Whoa simultaneous playing with toys. Except horses shouldn't fly, Swiffer.

I see what you did there, man maid.

Swiffer gets teased a lot, probably because his name is Swiffer :(

Swiffer didn't like that.

Manmaid: MAN I BENT MYSELF INTO SOME REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE POSITIONS AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MANJUNK. WHAT THE SHIT.

Gabrielle and Regis totally raised a well adjusted child, don't you think?

Dominic: Wheeeeeen willllll myyyyyy reflectionnnnnnnnns shooooooow

Dominic: who I am inside

Gabrielle has probably forgotten a few things:

1. Everybody hates you.
2. Children do not necessarily enjoy hugging people who are in their undies.

Man, she's done this face so many times I'm surprised it hasn't gotten stuck like that.

I SPOKE TOO SOON.

Gabrielle: Hey Karina, life could be worse! I mean, everyone in the world could hate you and make booing sounds whenever they pass by or something!

Karina: ...I guess you're right.

This is the face you make when you realize that you tell your daughter about your crappy life to make her feel better. And it works.

OH COME ON WHO STOLE THEIR BED.

Swiffer: RGARAGARASJKASJAKSJ
Camille: *stands there*

Camille: HAY HAY WANNA FIGHT HUH HUH WANNA
Swiffer: Grandma I am NOT IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW.

Man, I sympathize for Gabrielle. She has an incredibly shitty life. It's as if she can't do anything right. :(

*sigh*

Geez, Karina what's with the bitchface, your grandfather just hates himself ok.

Oh yeah, sweet. It's not like I bought you kids toys and stuff.

Karina: I feel at home here :D

I bet you do.

Gabrielle: RUN AWAAAAAAAAAY WITH ME, WINTHROP. TAKE ME TO NEW PLACES~

Don't you love how the children are just not even fazed by this anymore? :/

Invisible bed = the me being able to see what woohoo really looks like. :O

IS THAT A THUNDERBOLT.

Judging by that smile I assume the thunderbolt is a good thing?

Oh God hot sexiness this legacy needs to be XXX RATED

*fapfapfapfapfap*

Seeing what Gabby and Regis do in bed, it's a wonder why Gabrielle keeps running back to her weirdass moplover.

I guess she's just crazy.

Swiffer: Holy shitpants, mom is CRAZY.

Gabrielle: GOSH MOM STOP INTERACTING WITH ME IT'S /TOO/ /LATE/

Wow, Gabby you've gotten really good at booing people. I guess it's because everyone does it to you.

~oh burn~

Gabrielle: Heeeeeeeeeeeee life~

Karina: Heeeeeeee my stench~

Uhm. Hey, Goffix Elf Downtownie, long time no see?

Swiffer: OH MAN I HATE THE ELF GUY HE IS A NO GOOD NOBODY
Karina: lol jump.

what a little puss

Karina: TOYS 8D

YOU HAVE A TOYBOX PLAY WITH THAT FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

What the fuck? Gabrielle, you just ruined your only possible relationship. A+ Good on you.

Great impersonation. (She should be a vampire. Everyone runs away from anyway :()

Karina: hay mom wat are u writing about. i found a block in the trash today
Gabrielle: oshi-- I am writing about something that is...not about how much I hate you or anything..

My favorite thing about Camille is the deranged way she stares at arbitrary objects she pulls from the trash.

Gabrielle just can't catch a break, can she?

HOLYMOLY, how did she manage to do that. There may be a little drop of hope for her.

Or you know, not.

Gabrielle: YOUR BLACK AND RED TRACKSUIIIIIIIIIIIIIT IS BEAUTIFUUUUUL LIKE YOUR EEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEESS
Regis: These are the words of a CHEATER. A CHEATER IN THE LOVE DEPARTMENT.

Poor Gabby :(

PS: LOL OH REGIS

I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS UPDATE SINCE 11:45AM. WHAT THE SHET.

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	hitler 2009-02-17 02:54 am UTC (link)
	ROFLMAO OMG!!! WHY ARE YOU NOT MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR?!?!!? YOU SHOULD KEEP ON MAKING THESE BECAUSE I LOVED THISSSSS! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	fap 2009-02-19 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	I APOLOGIZE I WILL MOVE NEXT DOOR TOMORROW. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	freebird 2009-02-20 05:15 am UTC (link)
	Oh ho ho I think Camille's got herself a thing for the mullets. She likes the ~business in the front party in the back~ OH YEAH FAP OMG SUPERNATURAL QUOTE???? ps: omg i loled for real. i was like.. trying to hold down my laughter's noise. it didn't really work. (Reply to this)

	warpath 2009-03-25 08:57 am UTC (link)
	LOL! Omg that was the best XD i laughed so hard. (Reply to this)