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I heard something way too funny not tell here: What’s the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stopped at three ho’s, Tiger went for 18.

Honestly, what’s the big deal? A guy’s not allowed to enjoy his life? He’s rolling in cash! He might as well use it before he dies, un! If I had talent in something as stupid as putting a little ball in a hole, I’d go and get myself 72 virgins to satisfy my needs. Not that I’d ever need to pay for sex, that’s just stupid, un.

What the hell is wrong with this guy anyway? He’s got a wife, she’s HOT. And ta-da! She’s got a vagina. Use it, dumbass. It’s not like each girl has a different vagina, it’s all the same hole you stick things in, un.
...He’s got issues, un. He probably has a small penis. I saw on some Discover channel show that small penises and big balls mean they have more sex.

Maybe she doesn’t let him stick it up the ass. If that’s the case, she’s a prude, un... Girls feel good about anal. I don’t even know how that works. Vaginal walls are connected or something weird as hell. Really I don't even want to think about it, un. It makes me think of Aliens vs Predator.

What an idiot. If he didn’t have a metal death cage to crash, none of this would have happened. He should have stuck to driving golf carts, un!