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Uchiha Madara [Part 7]
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First Person

Attention to all male employees.

We need to have a serious talk.

I am almost 97% sure the majority of you have touched your own penis. For various reasons. And I'm about 40% sure the majority of you would not piss on your mother's bathroom wall. Because she would hopefully beat you. So tell me why it is that there is a continual urine stream covering the walls of the men's bathroom in my company. The janitor's feel it is an unnecessary decor addition, and I would have to agree. While yes, that is amazing you can make a kitty face, unfortunately for sanitation purposes, piss kitty needs to go. Along with the smell.

So it leaves me to wonder why it's done. Boredom? Dirty hands? Showing off? Or are you all like animals, trying to mark your territory? Well, if that's the case, then I need to come have a piss on each and every one of you, since you're my employees, and I am the alpha male.

Would you like that? I didn't think so.

Next time you go to piss on my bathroom walls, remember that I will find you. And you will be marked.

And to the women, please reach over and give the nearest male a slap. All abuse reports on slaps given today will be ignored.

Have a nice day.