Nara Shikamaru // 奈良・シカマル (haecceity) wrote,
@ 2009-07-23 23:02:00

Entry tags:

cell phone, e-mail, ic

}{ CELL PHONE, E-MAIL, &c.

Nara Shikamaru's INBOX.
"Don't even bother."

- VOICEMAIL.

- TEXT MESSAGE.

- E-MAIL.

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e-mail.... thing.

equate
2009-09-15 06:06 am UTC (link)

[totally subscribed Shikamaru's TA address to various sites of the 'would you like to enlarge your sparkling genitalia' variety in hopes of kinky offer!e-mails flooding his inbox. Followed by:]

TO: nara.s@ls.edu
FROM: itson@gmail.com

you're welcome, nara

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	1/2 haecceity 2009-09-15 06:07 am UTC (link)
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	I'LL KILL YOU countermeasure response; haecceity 2009-09-15 06:11 am UTC (link)
	[... just... makes a code to shift through all this e-mail for his client. KNOWS WHO THIS IS... Also— ruxi (13:08:04): you're one click closer to enlarging your penis , Shikamaru ruxi (13:08:07): think about it! You heard it here first.] (Reply to this)(Parent)

	voice message; verdure 2009-09-15 06:38 am UTC (link)
	Shikamaru, your card isn't working! Fix it. (Reply to this)

	voice message; verdure 2009-09-15 06:38 am UTC (link)
	Shikamaruuuuuu! They're declining your card! Make it work again! (Reply to this)

	voice message; verdure 2009-09-15 06:39 am UTC (link)
	Shikamaru! Answer your phone and fix this! (Reply to this)

	voice message; verdure 2009-09-15 06:40 am UTC (link)
	Shikamaru I swear to god--pick up your phone, lazyass! (Reply to this)

	voice message; verdure 2009-09-15 06:40 am UTC (link)
	I'm calling your mother. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	phone conversation; haecceity 2009-09-15 06:42 am UTC (link)
	What. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phone conversation; verdure 2009-09-15 06:44 am UTC (link)
	Your card. [ Here, she's finally taking a breath. ] Why's it not working? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phone conversation; haecceity 2009-09-15 06:45 am UTC (link)
	My account's in the negatives. It'll stay that way until I deposit some money in. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phone conversation; verdure 2009-09-15 06:46 am UTC (link)
	What, you're out of money? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phone conversation; haecceity 2009-09-15 06:48 am UTC (link)
	Sorry to disappoint. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phone conversation; verdure 2009-09-15 06:50 am UTC (link)
	But isn't that the point of credit cards? That they still work even when you don't have money? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phone conversation; haecceity 2009-09-15 06:51 am UTC (link)
	If my checking account is in the negatives, then my credit card gets suspended automatically. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phone conversation; verdure 2009-09-15 06:52 am UTC (link)
	Ugh! You're so useless! Fine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phone conversation; haecceity 2009-09-15 06:53 am UTC (link)
	Okay. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	text; MORNING AFTER SHE WENT TO CHECK BIOLOGY BOARD goodwithscalpel 2009-09-15 11:15 am UTC (link)
	...thank you? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	text; TWO HOURS LATER RIGHT BEFORE CLASS C: haecceity 2009-09-15 12:24 pm UTC (link)
	class in ten. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	text; goodwithscalpel 2009-09-15 12:32 pm UTC (link)
	I know my schedule, thank you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	INTERNATIONAL TEXT// 132-2101-xxxx (Anonymous) 2009-11-11 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	蜗牛正在前进，一只鸟龟从其身上碾过，立刻被送医院急救，五牛清醒后警察问及肇事经过，它说：我实在不记得了，当时他的速度太快了。 (Reply to this)

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