Things just got interesting
Now vhere did I put zat cocoa..?
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26th-Sep-2009 06:23 am
[aftermath] empathy
I wonder if it would be okay to say that I missed you too
Comments 
27th-Sep-2009 07:34 am (UTC) - [don't wear yourself out dividing by zero asshole]
When it comes to Alucard, nothing is impossible. It's best not to try your brain in an attempt to understand.
27th-Sep-2009 07:41 am (UTC)
B-BUT HE...!! AND I!! I KNOW THAT...!! I CREATED IT TO..!!

Oh mein gott I have a headache...
27th-Sep-2009 07:42 am (UTC)
Logic, that cat, and Alucard create quite the paradox.
27th-Sep-2009 07:44 am (UTC)
[shudders] Please don't mention that cat...
27th-Sep-2009 07:44 am (UTC)
Nya~? Dok, vhat are you talkingk about? You alvays have und headache!
27th-Sep-2009 07:46 am (UTC)
O-OH MEIN GOTT

NO

NO

NONONONONO

IT WAS OVER! I WAS FREE! NO! I'M DREAMING! IT'S JUST A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE DREAM!
27th-Sep-2009 07:47 am (UTC)
Vhat vast und dream? Geez, Dok, you are tso senile in your old age.
27th-Sep-2009 07:49 am (UTC)
SHUT UP! SHUT UP YOU STUPID MIRAGE! I HATE YOU! I HATE ALUCARD AND I HATE YOU!
27th-Sep-2009 07:50 am (UTC)
I am not und mirage! Nya, you finally lost your mind, huh? It didn't take much!
27th-Sep-2009 07:52 am (UTC)
[SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY]
27th-Sep-2009 07:53 am (UTC)
Aw, Dok. Zere, zere. Do you vant cocoa? Have ze butler get you some!

Zo, vhere ist ze Major?
27th-Sep-2009 08:07 am (UTC)
NO YOU LITTLE FUCKING SEWER RAT, YOU LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS.

MAJOR IS DEAD. YOU ARE MATH. OH MEIN GOTT WHAT IS MY LIFE.
27th-Sep-2009 08:08 am (UTC)
Oho! Vhat a temper! No need to get pissy, geez.

Major kicked ze bucket? Hm. So, how are we goingk to bring him back? Vhat ist ze plan?
27th-Sep-2009 08:09 am (UTC)
ZE PLAN IST I KILL YOU UND BURN ZE BODY MEIN GOTT VHAT ABOUT LEAVE ME ALONE DON'T YOU GET.
27th-Sep-2009 08:10 am (UTC)
Huhu... Dok, you know zat I can't die. Burning mein body vould do nosingk. Stop joking, OK? You're getting annoyingk now.
27th-Sep-2009 08:14 am (UTC)
I'm getting a--

I'm--

You know vhat? I'm goink to take a nap. Vhen I vake up, you vill be gone. If you are not, I vill ask ze lovely Sir Hellsing if she vould like to have a hand at you.
27th-Sep-2009 08:15 am (UTC)
I'm only in your head. She can't see me.
27th-Sep-2009 08:16 am (UTC)
[just cries for fucking ever gott]
27th-Sep-2009 08:17 am (UTC)
Zo, vhat games should we play? I'm bored now.
27th-Sep-2009 08:28 am (UTC)
I want to play amateur surgeon to remove you from my brain.
27th-Sep-2009 08:32 am (UTC)
You know you can't do zat! I'll be here until Alucard is done playing vith zat soul over zere. So, we have some time.

Didn't you miss me? Geez, so ungrateful.
27th-Sep-2009 08:33 am (UTC)
No.
27th-Sep-2009 08:35 am (UTC)
Vhaaat? So mean. Don't lie, I know you love me. <3
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