Stolen from Kirstin!
"One True Pairing" ship: James/Lily
"One True Threesome" ship: Ernie/Hannah/Justin? IDEK
"Canon" ship: I think Lily/James is the only canon I agree with. OH WAIT, Alecto/Amycus, duh.
"Not Quite Canon but Should Be" ship: Neville/Luna
"If This Happens I'll Stab My Eyes Out with a Spork" ship: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Neville/Hannah, Sirius/Remus
"You Are One Sick Bastard" ship: House/Elves anything.
"I'm One Sick Bastard" ship: Sirius/Bellatrix, but I only ship it A/U where the age gap isn't so big. LOL because that's the squicky part, obviously.
"I Dabble a Little" ship: Percy/Oliver
"It's Like a Car Crash" ship: Remus/Sirius :X
"Tickles My Fancy but Not Sold Quite Yet" ship: Ummmm Ron/Lavendar, actually
"Makes No Canon Sense but Why the Hell Not" ship: Slytherins/Hermione
"Everyone Else Loves It but I Just Don't Feel It" ship: Remus/Sirius
"When All Is Said and Done" ship: ERM IDK
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Draco/Hermione, Remus/Hermione
"I Can't Believe I Read It and Liked It" ship: Uhhhh Draco/Ginny? LOL and Lily/Tom M. Riddle
"Favorite 'Older/Younger' " ship: Remus/Hermione
"My First 'I Could Never Abandon You' " ship: Draco/Hermione
"Favorite Devotion" ship: Idgi
"Favorite Never-Met" ship: Charlie/Tonks
"Favorite Pervy" ship: I have way too many. WAIT HAHA I READ PERCY/GIANT SQUID ONE TIME.
"Favorite Dominance Battle" ship: …Draco/Hermione :X SHUT UP I WAS A TEENY BOPPER SHIPPER, OKAY, THAT SHIT NEVER LEAVES YOU

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