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hugh ([info]hugh) wrote,
@ 2008-02-18 21:33:00


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Current music:[info]stage

Big white dyke: You know what we should do? We should call Hugh and all our slutty friends. They could all come over and get drunk, and we'd put on some rap.

Big black dyke: What?

Big white dyke: No, seriously, I was at my friends' party and we put on a Biggie Smalls album. Fifteen minutes later it was the sleaziest party I've ever been to.




--Brooklyn bound Q


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[info]alba
2008-02-26 03:04 am UTC (link)
Dude: Do you want to dance?
Chick: No, sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Dude: That's okay, I'm gay.
Chick: Are you sure?
Dude: Am I sure? Yes! [Girl walks away.] Okay, fine, I'm not sure.

--Webster Hall, NYU

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[info]hugh
2008-03-02 09:38 pm UTC (link)
Thug: Damn, girl! What, you got some Irish blood in you?
Girl: Um, no...
Thug: Then what kind you got?
Girl: I'm Jewish.
Thug: Them Jews got it goin' on!

--14th & 9th

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[info]alba
2008-03-04 12:37 am UTC (link)
Girl: Wait, you know I got hit by a car, right?
Guy: What?!
Girl: Yeah, it happened the other day.
Guy: What happened?
Girl: Oh, I was just walking across the street and then this car came and hit me, and I fell down. This lady watching was all, 'Oh my god, I thought you were dead, but then you got up.' It was totally embarrassing.
Guy: Don't you mean traumatic?
Girl: Well, that too. I mean, my skirt flew up when I fell...

--Stuyvesant High

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