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「ζngrid → ℭatchlove」 ([info]ingrids) wrote,
@ 2009-01-19 22:22:00


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WHAT DO I DO WHEN HE STARTS CRYING AND WON'T STOP? HELP ME!

GRETA, SOMEONE!?
WHERE THE HELL IS MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW


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[info]superbad
2009-01-20 05:28 am UTC (link)
If Mark starts doing this I swear to God I am going to
WHY WHY ARE PEOPLE HAVING THESE BABIES THERE IS NO NEED FOR ALL THESE FREAKING BABIES----


What have you tried to do?

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[info]ingrids
2009-01-20 05:32 am UTC (link)
EVERYTHING

I'M GOING TO START CRYING TOO AT THIS RATE

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[info]superbad
2009-01-20 05:38 am UTC (link)
Crying would be bad! Babies are like---they have---there's a checklist at least this is how I---

Hungry? If he doesn't eat, he's not hungry Dear God I sound like a bloody--

Diaper? Neat diaper, that's not the problem.

I am being such a bloody Ravenclaw right now----

Rocking to try to put to sleep? Not sleepy. Think of it like that! It'll help, I swear. And--what else could be wrong, Sick? Don't say sick she'll explode oy er-----Why did I comment--





Sometimes babies just like to stare at sparkly things. Or---listen to funny sounds. Just stop--panicking. It'll get Kevin upset too. PLEASE LET THAT BE HELPFUL IT IS ALL I HAVE TO GIVE-----

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[info]ingrids
2009-01-20 05:44 am UTC (link)
ARRRGH I need a nap :(

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[info]superbad
2009-01-20 05:46 am UTC (link)
How---How about, I come over, and you can take a nap until Christian or Greta get there because--I have a very lenient schedule. And am honestly very good with babies.

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[info]ingrids
2009-01-20 05:48 am UTC (link)
I LOVE YOU AGATHA BE MY SISTER FOR REAL :(

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[info]catchthislove
2009-01-20 05:29 am UTC (link)
OHHHHHH, THIS IS NOT GOOD

OKAY--ER--

I HOPE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FLAILING AND YELLING AROUND KEVIN, BECAUSE THAT PROBABLY MAKES IT WORSE...

DID HE--ARE YOU--FEEDING HIM?

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[info]ingrids
2009-01-20 05:34 am UTC (link)
NO FLAILING AND YELLING, EXCEPT OUT OF FRUSTRATION AS I PULL MY HAIR OUT BY ITS ROOTS

I FED HIM. I FED HIM A MILLION TIMES.

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[info]catchthislove
2009-01-20 05:36 am UTC (link)
MAYBE HE'S CRYING BECAUSE YOU FED HIM TOO MUCH! ?

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[info]ingrids
2009-01-20 05:38 am UTC (link)
OKAY CORRECTION I TRIED TO FEED HIM, THE LAST SEVERAL HUNDRED THOUSAND ENDED IN FAILURE

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[info]catchthislove
2009-01-20 05:41 am UTC (link)
OKAY--ER

HRM.

MAYBE... YOU NEED TO... BURP HIM?

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[info]ingrids
2009-01-20 05:43 am UTC (link)
I'VE DONE EVERYTHING GRETA I THINK HE WANTS HIS FATHER WHO ALWAYS GETS HIM TO CALM DOWN WHY IS HE NOT HERE I CAN'T DO THIS BY MYSELF IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND RIGHT NOW WHAT. THE. HELL.

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[info]catchthislove
2009-01-20 05:46 am UTC (link)
YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM COMING OVER. BECAUSE THIS IS RIDICULOUS AND YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED A SECOND HAND. SO--YES.

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[info]ingrids
2009-01-20 05:48 am UTC (link)
GOOD I'LL PLAN MY ESCAPE RIGHT NOW----ER I MEAN THANK YOU I LOVE YOU FOREVER

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[info]catchthislove
2009-01-20 06:09 am UTC (link)
HEY, JUST SO YOU KNOW, ME COMING OVER MEANS YOU STILL HAVE TO BE THERE!

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[info]ingrids
2009-01-20 09:01 am UTC (link)
WHAT I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF LEAVING YOU AND ESCAPING FROM MY OWN SELF-INDUCED PERSONAL HELL SON'S CONSTANT. BLOODY. SCREAMING.

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[info]fredricks
2009-01-20 05:34 am UTC (link)
Drop it on it's head?

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[info]ingrids
2009-01-20 05:37 am UTC (link)
JASDKLLKAS;DJF FREDRICK

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[info]fredricks
2009-01-20 05:39 am UTC (link)
Kidding, kidding! Er, maybe he just wants to sleep but is too tired and grumpy to?

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[info]ingrids
2009-01-20 05:40 am UTC (link)
THAT STILL DOES NOT HELP ME IN THE LEAST BECAUSE THAT STILL LEAVES HIM CRYING AND DOING SO IN MY EAR

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[info]fredricks
2009-01-20 06:05 am UTC (link)
He's not, like, running a temperature, is he?

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[info]ingrids
2009-01-20 09:03 am UTC (link)
No! Not that I know of he---FEELS FINE, HE'S JUST MAKING MY LIFE DIFFICULT

IF I GIVE YOU COOKIES WILL YOU GO HUNT DOWN MY BOYFRIEND FOR ME? IF YOU DO IT WITHIN 15 MINUTES, I'LL THROW IN A CAKE.

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[info]fredricks
2009-01-20 08:30 pm UTC (link)
DONE. What's your boyfriend's name again? Just joking, don't hit me!

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[info]ingrids
2009-01-21 05:16 am UTC (link)
FREDRICK JUST GO

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[info]superbad
2009-01-20 05:39 am UTC (link)
WOEGIJSKDLGSGNS What is wrong with you!

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[info]fredricks
2009-01-20 06:06 am UTC (link)
I was trying to makes things less stressful! Lighten up the mood! Gee.

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