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Sirius/Aberforth -___-
"Piss off!"

"Oh, come off it. Tell me. How long's it been?"

"Git yer manky arse out of me pub!"

"That long? Really? Do you even give it a little personal attention now and then?"

"I'm warnin' you, Black. One more word abou' my prick--"

Aberforth didn't get a chance to finish his threat and was interrupted by his own surprised grunt when younger wizard's hand shot out to caress the groin of his trousers. His blue eyes narrowed into terrible glare behind the black frames that sat on his nose and a little color began to rise in his wrinkled tired face. The bartender's hand shot out to grab for his wand which sat on the spindly table between them but Sirius was quicker and he caught and lowered the older wizard's wrist before fingertips even grazed the bit of old birch.

"Just calm down, alright?" Black said calmly as he stowed Abe's wand in his robes while the fingers of his other hand continued their ridiculous massage.

With gruff shout of a swear, Aberforth kicked away from the hand and scrambled to his feet - knocking his chair over in the process. He was teetering because he was proper pissed but Abe wanted to be far away from this shite as possible. All he managed to do though was nearly walk himself straight into the hearth where a low fire still burned.

"Oy. Oy! You pissed codger--" Sirius was on his feet and had caught the older wizard by the front of his tattered robes. Abe pushed and even threw a knee at the other man in effort to get free but inevitably found his back pressed to the nearest wall, nose-to-nose with Black.

Sodding wonderful.

"I'm not a bloody arse-muncher--" Abe started hotly.

"Neither am I," Sirius interrupted and pressed closer. "But that prick of yours could use a friend. Surprised it hasn't fallen off on its own."

Abeforth's brows rose in a cynical fashion. "Oh, and you'd be just the fucking mate to help?"

"What if I am?" Black's stare was unwavering.

For a moment neither of them spoke and the pub was quiet other than a muffled snore from Steve and the crackling of the hearth. Abe ground his teeth and sighed grumpily before looking Black in the eye once more.

He grunted in defeat. "But if you try to snog--"

"I know, I know--banned for my life," Sirius mumbled under his breath as he tugged the old wizard toward the door that led to the inn stairs.