OMG XMASSS
Madara got people presents too, but unfortunately he doesn't like many people. I am sorry if he forgot you. He isn't. :(
Izuna: The chubby bunny gets
a robe, and some
slippers, and a
mug, and some
chocolate stirring spoons but the spoons look like
this, and he gets a huge box of
these and a big jar of
these, and a year's supply coupon and an account at some fancy-ass coffee bean company. And a hug.
Itachi: The golden child gets a nice new (and plain!)
apron, and new
cutlery, and a shiny new
tea set complete with a matching cake tray and plates, and his special window has been remodeled to have a bench similar to
this with
this color scheme and pillows. Underneath the bench is a flat mini-fridge that covers the expanse of the bench under area, and is concealed by a black little curtain. It's for him to store his cake and snackies where drunkiefaces can't get to it and eat it all.
Sasuke: Gets a copy of the plans to put in a chimney this summer into the mansion, so next winter his thin ass can have a nice warm fireplace to sit by. This is a very expensive undertaking so. :| But even with all that money about to be spent, he couldn't just take away the joy of opening presents so Sasuke also gets
an ed hardy robe (but in black), and
this cage with
this sexy boy inside. Along with the pretty rat bby, there's a bunch of bedding, food, and a care guide. Because Madara wants Sasuke to have a pet, okay. And then a bunch of
weird and
exciting, and
shiny, and
frrnt types of tomato candy/snacks he got at an Asian grocer.
Hashirama: Gets
this ring along with a sappy explanation as to why he chose it :| and
this delicious dinner that he worked REALLY HARD ON. And also,
four big ass candles but they're ALL mountain pine, for his old man of the forest. ♥
Naruto: Gets a
Bombay Bad Boy. And here's a
bonus pic.
Sasori: Gets a present even if he was a JERK ALL YEAR and kissed Hashirama's tasty but off-limits neck. He gets two candy jars like
this with
rock candy in one, and
pastel candies in the other.
All of these gifts were delivered in person, coz he's nice. And smug. Etc.
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