Current mood:

headacheeee

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Hashirama Senju. Here is your list of slavery chores for the day.

1) Give me a massage.
2) Brush my hair for 30 minutes.
3) Go make a national emergency out of getting me a Frappachino.
4) Give me a piggy-back ride around the company.
5) It's a surprise that will last the duration of the day.
6) Tuck me in and tell me a bedtime story.

You will also be required to wear a bit, and call me Master when I allow you to speak. You will be extra gentle. I have a hangover.

To everybody else... please call him "Madara's Pet" for the duration of the day. Thank you.

[ ooc: this was also published today. mada doesn't know about it. ]