1. My family is INSANE. We moaned our way through two innings of baseball before the called the game on account of rain. But did we pack up and go home? Nooooooooooooo....we packed up, put things in the van, and then THEY went and looked at the CREEK in the RAIN.
Me? I sat in the van and called
In fact, I called her twice. Once to whine about sitting at a baseball field under an umbrella. In JUNE.*G*
2. If there are twelve hurricanes this year, then one will have my name. Cool. Hopefully she won't be a wicked one. Roy insists that the band name "Katrina and the Waves" is highly insensitive. Apparently he doesn't care that the band came FIRST, duh. *wink*
3. If you do a nice retirement page for a teacher, they will call and thank you personally. :D Thanks again to
4. If you read a zine that's been created solely for the harsher, harder, more wicked stories, you'll get surprised at how really good some of those fic are. "A View to a Kill" in "DLDV 3", folks. Gahhh.
5. If the boy has cash, he will whine about going to Target. Grar.
6. If you bring the checkbook, the other mothers will count on you to pay for the program picture spot and shower you with five-dollar bills to pay their part of it. (Group picture in the dance program, lol.)
7. And most important: If you start a post on Semagic, it's a good thing to actually hit POST ENTRY if you want it to show up on all three journals.