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Journal: As a product, it's vital to sell me, so Machiavell me
I'm not exactly special.

Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm "special."  I'm meta. I'm on the honor roll and speak four languages. I'm filthy rich.

But as superheroine material, none of that's impressive. My gift's too creepy to be ethically shown off.  I'm not a science whiz. In a profession where it's average to be above average, I'm below average height, and most of my curves are in the wrong places. I don't really know how to fight.

And let's face it, Journal. I'm a Lord.

I love my dad, and he has the soul of a weasel.  

I love my mom, and so does she.

And I tend to take after them reasonably often. I'm not sure how much I can re-brand, even to myself.  I want to be a heroine, but do I really even qualify as heroic?

I'm still focused on marketing myself as the kind of girl who can get results, of course. But if I'm going to try looking for the suggested help from the JSA, I'll be out of a position to really know enough to work the angles.

I like it better when I know what I have to offer people.