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leo ([info]lwd) wrote,
@ 2008-02-25 16:30:00


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[info]stage
Guy #1: Dude, you won't believe this -- I walked by the printer at work today, and sitting there was a one-page list of every employee's salary.
Guy #2: Really? Did you see how much Chuck makes?
Guy #1: No! I didn't look -- you can't look! It's like looking into the sun, or like looking at your mom naked: you want to do it, but you know it's wrong.
Guy #2, disgusted: ... You didn't just say that, right?

--Union Square

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[info]kw
2008-02-26 02:12 am UTC (link)
Black guy: And in this movie, Leonardo DiCaprio was the most selfless guy ever -- all he cared about was money.

--Jackson Hole, 91st & Madison

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[info]lwd
2008-02-26 02:18 am UTC (link)
Guy: Daaamn, you da prettiest girl I seen all month. Come over here an' talk to me.
Chick: Oh?
Guy: Shit, I'ma call you 'Miss September.'

--151 Amsterdam

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[info]kw
2008-02-26 02:45 am UTC (link)
30-something lady on cell: I have told you: I am absolutely not going to wear that outfit when I have sex with you. I mean it!

--8th and 36th

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[info]lwd
2008-02-26 02:19 am UTC (link)
I got lost?

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[info]lwd
2008-02-26 02:35 am UTC (link)
And you didn't even know it. Now I have this urge to sing Amazing Grace really loud.

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[info]lwd
2008-02-26 02:47 am UTC (link)
Of course it would. You'd be joining me.

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[info]kbb
2008-02-26 02:34 am UTC (link)
Hey you.

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[info]lwd
2008-02-26 02:35 am UTC (link)
Hello gorgeous.

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[info]kbb
2008-02-26 02:41 am UTC (link)
How the hell have you been?

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[info]lwd
2008-02-26 02:47 am UTC (link)
I've been good. What about you?

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[info]kbb
2008-02-26 04:40 am UTC (link)
Been fairing pretty well. I can't complain at all.

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[info]rose
2008-02-26 05:30 am UTC (link)
I love that website far too much.

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[info]lwd
2008-02-26 07:42 am UTC (link)
So do I.

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