We can bring friend chicken as long as there are fried pickles. And if you rub my swollen feet! I can't even see them anymore :<

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Now yer just temptin' me to fry Mars bars... Kate knows how to make fried butter, y'know.

And fine I'll give 'em a rub down. I swear to you, they're still down there! They're always cold at night too, that ain't changed. Nothin' wakes ya up like some cold toesies at night..

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Fuuuuuuuuck. Let's fry everything. We can both say we're eatin' for two.

Yay! Best girlfriend fiancee ever!! I know my toes are always cold but your legs are nice an' warm, so I snuggle my toes real close!

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Sounds like a deal to me! I always wanted to deep fry some bacon. Long as I don't start a grease fire this time, but in my defense, Mack distracted me first..

Oh, I see how it is, comin' up to steal my warmth on me. Yer lucky you're cute.

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I'll distract Mack while you tackle the fryer. No grease fires in the new apartment.

;) Hey! That's what you get fer always gettin' to be the big spoon!

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Just one? C'mon, gotta experiment.

Well, I just can't be the little spoon! It's a matter of pride. Y'all need spoonin' more than I do.. it's gettin' pretty hard to put my arms all the way around Monkey though even with my lanky ass arms. Jus' makin it.

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... I'll get the fire extinguisher.

Well of course :P It'll only be a few more weeks of Monkey sized spoonin' though. He's gonna be one big boy.

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