Don't remind me, what if it's bad- I guess it's pretty comfy in there? Seems kinda damp, I dunno. I think I'd wanna come out. And he was kickin me in the back the other night when I was the lil' spoon, so I bet he wants to come out too..

Maybe he's lost. I'll check them books Sera gave me again. There gotta be a section on this, right?

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Lost? Shit. We're fucked if he has his momma's sense of direction. You're right though he's kicking around in there. I just need to stop freaking out. Right? We'll be alright. Should I start doing jumping jacks or something? I souls have read the damn baby books from cover to cover

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Well, there's really only two? one way out, so I'm sure he'll figure it out soon! If I could up slackin' off in a belly, I would be. We should definitely quit freaking out.. kids are like, weeks late all the time. I think it's the early you gotta worry bout.

You could, cause I'll totally watch, but I dunno if it'll fix Monkey. It might piss him off, all that bouncin around.

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Okay. Yeah. Totally. And you're right, no early surprises. I don't want him pissed off before he even gets out. I just... Due dates are supposed to be met. I was so anxious and I thought it would be over by now but here we are still waiting. I guess it makes sense that the constantly yet fashionably late bitches would have a fashionably late bb. Just tell me one more tome that we are gonna be okay.

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Aren't I always right?? And I know due dates are supposed to met but y'know I read in one of them books that it ain't even accurate. They can't really tell when ya really.. exactly conceived or whatever it's all, so it's like a guessin' game! He'll come out when he's good and ready, he'll know when it's a real nine months!

We're gonna be okay, and our kiddo is just keepin us on our toes, right?

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Course he is. Thanks babe, I mean it. Bring home some pineapple for me and Sera.. <3

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I meant Tate. But whatever. Sera can come too. Just bring a lot of pineapple home. Tater and I have plans.

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