Fuck yeah, look at that! Good job, man. Who is this chick, anyway?

And, when did they want us to play? I know you said they need an answer by Thurs, but is that when they wanna book us, or what? Details dude, details!

Uhh her name's Nicole. She's one of Marlie's friends, just started at Island Market a few days ago.

I think they said they wanted us to play the 8th. Yea, the 8th sounds about right...

So where'd you meet her? Is she as well-rounded as you are? Will Mommy and Daddy Kelsen approve of her?

I'm just giving you a hard time, man. But I'm with Des, I'm holding out to actually congradulate you until after the first date.

And what the shit? I called them yesterday and told them yes. Damn it.

I feel like I should up my standards, then. No congrats from me until you nail her! How's that for incentive?

Fuck it, I'm holding out for Ricky Jr. for this. Fuck her, get her pregnant, have her carry your child to term, and then watch her birth the demon thing... and there'll be a high five waiting for you, bro.

...what the hell are you two talking about?!

Basically you've got to go impregnate Nicole. Now.

...why do I tell you guys stuff again?

Uhm, because we're awesome and shit?

Oh. Right.

I can't believe the cost of a high-five has been upped to baby production. It's a little unfair.

One of Marlie's friends, huh? Was she at the party?

The 8th. Sweet. I can definitely work that into my oh so busy schedule.

Uh yea, actually.

Sounds like we've got ourselves a gig for the 8th, then.

Who's gonna do promos?

You.

That's.... a pretty terrible idea!

Yes. Yes it is.

But I don't feel like getting stuck doing it again, so... yeah. Hearts and love and other words that will make you do my bidding.

(OOC: I don't know why Cove is being an uber asshole right now, I'm guessing he's either supremely fucked up or coming down. LOL)

You're the laziest piece of crap cousin ever. Just so you know.


Maybe Thom or Farmer'll draw us up new fliers? Then you can do that paper-toss thing from Mean Girls you always wanted to do.

See? It's like Ricky's Make-A-Wish-Come-True Foundation.

I. Love. You. Too. Richard. Michael. Kelsen.

How dare you talk shit about Mean Girls! That movie is amazing! Tina Fey is a fucking genius! Yes, I've always wanted to do that paper-toss thing...

Get cancer, then we'll talk.

(OOC: Yep, Cove's severely fucked up.)

Really? Which one was she?

Wait.


Dude, was she the one you were walking around with? Because, if it was...kudos, man.

Yeah, sounds about right.

Uh...according to Cove, you are.

Uh, yea. I guess we were walking. A little. Thanks?

According to Cove the Island should have a theme-park dedicated to him. Remember Cove-Land? Are we really going to start listening to everything he says now?

I was actually going to offer to draw something up, and hand it off to make copies of... but now I think I'm just going to work on my plans for Cove-Land.

Sucks to be yooou.

FEELMYFARREACHINGINFLUENCE!

Well if you were going to draw something up then do that! I would have suggested that myself if you weren't in such an obnoxious mood today.

Go ahead. Des and I had a lot of fun torching the first set of blueprints you made.

Don't think I didn't know it was you...

She was hot. You're welcome.

HA! You make a good point. Do you remember what he said was the best ride at Cove-Land?

I'm pretty sure he pointed to himself and went 'This guy is. FACE.'

...Didn't he also say that the carousel horses were gonna be shaped like his penis?


I'm a little ashamed that we're related sometimes.

So...in other words, they were gonna be really small?


OH SNAP.



I would be too, man. I would be too.