I'm pretty sure you third that 'notion'.

The last time I saw those pants was... the show we did in CHarlston. But I don't really remember what happened that night, either.

The tie is pretty fruity, I'll give you that.

Face, cuz. Fucking face.

Did I lose my pants at the show? Same here. Well, I vaguely remember a bunch of uppers, and that's about it.

I bet you twenty bucks he still has it. He probably plays dress up with it. Fuck, I can't get over how horrid it is!

Man, you know how I get on that shit, I was snow-blind.

I'd suggest raiding his room to find it, but I don't wanna know what else he keeps in there.

I told you the other day, and I'll only repeat myself once more: When aren't you completely fucked out of your mind? This is why we can't have nice things, Rick.

Screw that. You remember those Hello Kitty! barrettes Fallon thought it'd be funny to give to me? Well, I thought after Lia took it upon herself to give us all 'make-overs' that they just disappeared. Nope. They were on his dresser.

He probably wears them with the tie. Snerk.

Dude, you're just as bad if not worse! And I thought we couldn't have nice things because Russel walks around naked?

Oh, yea. Those were from FAllon? That's... weird. She's scary as hell man.

THe mental image of that is scarring.

I'm not the one that puts holes in the kitchen wall with a sledgehammer when all skeed up... Hence, you're worse off. And, dude, I told you we don't talk about that. You've never had to see the fucker up close when he's prancing around like that.

Fallon is the Devil. I'm dating the Devil's sister. I show up dead one day, it's because of her.

I'm never going to be able to look him in the eyes again.

Let's not get into this discussion. I'd hate to have to list some of the things you've done publicly.

Dude, I really don't think they'd ever find the body.

You don't need to, now that you've seen his junk.

Pffft, there is no list of which you speak. If one happens to surface, I'll destroy it. :D

That's probably true. She'd probably eat my dead body or something.

Don't think the fact that you're my only cousin, doesn't mean you can't be my least favourite cousin.