02:15 am - [001]
Who puked up red and pink all over Wal-Mart? Yeesh. All I needed was some socks. And not red and white heart-patterned knee socks, either.
It's that time of the year again. The time when I consult the pathetic Valentine-less losers for ideas on what to gift a certain lady with on Single's Awareness Day. Only now Eddie had to go remove himself from that category, but don't worry, man. Once you're on the committee, you're on it for life. I won't demote you. But that means that Alec (a.k.a. Pathetic Valentine-less Loser) needs to step it up a few notches, since Eddie's creativity is being siphoned to other outlets.
Ok. Let's hear 'em.
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