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February 8th, 2009

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Who puked up red and pink all over Wal-Mart? Yeesh. All I needed was some socks. And not red and white heart-patterned knee socks, either.

It's that time of the year again. The time when I consult the pathetic Valentine-less losers for ideas on what to gift a certain lady with on Single's Awareness Day. Only now Eddie had to go remove himself from that category, but don't worry, man. Once you're on the committee, you're on it for life. I won't demote you. But that means that Alec (a.k.a. Pathetic Valentine-less Loser) needs to step it up a few notches, since Eddie's creativity is being siphoned to other outlets.

Ok. Let's hear 'em.

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From:[info]forcealec
Date:February 9th, 2009 07:55 am (UTC)
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What an honour, thanks man. So this is really simple, and I think Alena will love it.

A new cauldron to boil all her newts and eyeballs.
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From:[info]noshitsherlock
Date:February 9th, 2009 08:14 am (UTC)

Alec

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Hilarious, O Dateless One.

You know, since you're a superhero now, ridding the world of injustices and all that, I've got an injustice you can right: there's a certain carrot-top singer I know who is also criminally dateless this year. And what a coincidence - you've been on her mind.
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From:[info]forcealec
Date:February 9th, 2009 06:01 pm (UTC)

Gabe

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Thanks.

Darcy? Oh ya? What do you mean I've been on her mind.
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From:[info]noshitsherlock
Date:February 11th, 2009 02:55 am (UTC)

Alec

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I mean she's been thinking about you, dumbass. Every time I see her, she thinks of asking me about you. Would you do me a favor and not take forever to ask this one out? Actually, no. Do yourself a favor and ask her out, before somebody else gets all moony over her and does it first.
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From:[info]forcealec
Date:February 11th, 2009 03:19 am (UTC)

Gabe

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Well, I already have. I invited her down to the beach the next time we go.

I already warned your girlfriend, so no aims at subtly getting us to jump one another. It's not subtle.
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From:[info]noshitsherlock
Date:February 11th, 2009 03:29 am (UTC)

Alec

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Tch. Please. Subtle is my middle name. And there's such a thing as too subtle, you know. She likes you, for some mysterious reason. And that, my friend, may put you right up there with Brad Pitt as one of the luckiest men on earth. But, I won't do anything. Just don't punk out.
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From:[info]forcealec
Date:February 11th, 2009 04:07 am (UTC)

Gabe

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Don't be jealous, or Voldemart might hex you or somewhat. I think Alena has mental problems, just a heads up.
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From:[info]noshitsherlock
Date:February 11th, 2009 04:14 am (UTC)

Alec

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Voldemart? You know it's Voldemort, right? And hey. Don't talk about my girl like that.

One word of advice though, and I promise I'm through meddling: be nice to any orange cats you might come across.
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From:[info]forcealec
Date:February 11th, 2009 04:21 am (UTC)

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Yes, I've been educated on that.

I'm always nice to orange cats....what?
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From:[info]stolen_time
Date:February 10th, 2009 04:36 am (UTC)
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Everyone should wear red and white heart-patterend knee socks. It would make the world that much brighter.

Unless worn with, like, gym teacher shorty shorts. There needs to be some kind of law against that.
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From:[info]zombieslikewhoa
Date:February 12th, 2009 02:37 am (UTC)
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Red and white heart-patterned knee socks? You don't say...

Were exactly were these confabled things located, because I did not see them by the giant stuffed mooses... meese... multiple moose plushies and the frogs holding big ass hearts.

Oh beeteedubs me and Lu are gonna be lesbians (she's the butch) and you and Sam are Valentine's now. ^_^

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