I mean she's been thinking about you, dumbass. Every time I see her, she thinks of asking me about you. Would you do me a favor and not take forever to ask this one out? Actually, no. Do yourself a favor and ask her out, before somebody else gets all moony over her and does it first.

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Well, I already have. I invited her down to the beach the next time we go.

I already warned your girlfriend, so no aims at subtly getting us to jump one another. It's not subtle.

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Tch. Please. Subtle is my middle name. And there's such a thing as too subtle, you know. She likes you, for some mysterious reason. And that, my friend, may put you right up there with Brad Pitt as one of the luckiest men on earth. But, I won't do anything. Just don't punk out.

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Don't be jealous, or Voldemart might hex you or somewhat. I think Alena has mental problems, just a heads up.

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Voldemart? You know it's Voldemort, right? And hey. Don't talk about my girl like that.

One word of advice though, and I promise I'm through meddling: be nice to any orange cats you might come across.

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Yes, I've been educated on that.

I'm always nice to orange cats....what?

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