notonyourteam:

I knew you got a boob job!

Oh god...please never say the phrase 'she would have liked my tits' in relation to my mother ever again.

And she was only eating out of the palm of your hand because you made it seem like I was an abusive girlfriend. Ass.

I suppose you can join us, seeing as I feel bad for your sorry ass. And you did me a solid, so I guess I do owe you.