Fuck, has ANYONE seen Craig? He's been missing since like, forever ago. Dumb bastard went into town to buy flowers or some shit for Kate. Never came back.

He's like, 5ft 10in, balding, portly, yuppie. Wearing: A T-shirt, jeans and tennis shoes like Jerry Sienfeld.

[Private to Hunter]

Hunter get you ass over here NOW. I cannot handle my mother, I think I may strangle her if she doesn't stop wigging out.