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April 24th, 2009
12:11 am - part one.
"I'd like to take a bite out of that apple."
...how do you seriously respond to that?
"Oh, come here big boy, come have a taste of this sweet thang." Are you kidding me?
I don't want to be hit with outdated pick-up lines by old geezers who probably can't even bite into an apple without damaging their dentures! And honestly? I'm not going to swoon, my heart isn't going to go all a-flutter, I'm not going to jump over the counter, ravish you, and make you my Sugadaddy! I'm going to laugh in your face and then refer you to the fruit section because hey--we have every fucking apple you can think of, I'm sure you'll find one that tickles your fancy.
Just because you're a senile old crabcake, doesn't mean it's okay to be a pervert.
And that is my rant for the day. Thank you for reading.
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