001 - STFU LMFAO
LMFAO.
Shut the fuck up.
You are not in Miami trick. I swear, if I have to listen to that God damn song one more time, I am going to attack Brandon. He thinks it's funny to play it twice in a row, just to piss me off. The crowd doesn't mind, because they're all too wasted to notice, but seriously...I may have to tell him to stop that, unless he wants me to throw an empty Bud Light bottle at his head. He thinks it's funny when I get mad, and he even asked me out the other night. Or, well, he said 'you should come back to my place, and I'll show you a real Miami trick'. See, he's from Miami, so he thinks he's being clever. It just made me 'accidentally' spill a Vodka and Cranberry all over his crotch, when he tried to lure me to sit on his lap. I hate that he's so God damn hot, because it'd make it so much easier to hate him. And then he goes and buys me drinks, so there's also that perk. Fucking guys, man.
I think I'm going to go out and buy another pair of shoes, later. There were these adorable yellow and pink striped pumps at the mall the other day, and I must have them.
Who wants to take a trip?
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