Otto Bagman (ottothisworld) wrote,
@ 2011-08-11 20:29:00

The only thing I have in my flat that's edible is ketchup, crackers, and something that I'm pretty sure used to be edible, but is now a product of Darwinism.

I either need to go shopping, or have a gourmet feast of Ketchup on crackers. Not so bad, right? It's like a poor man's version of dipping bread in tomato sauce.

Okay, it's nothing like that at all, but making these comparisons makes me feel less pathetic. It's not really working, though.

I NEED FOOD. SOMEONE FEED ME.

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	zoey 2011-08-11 10:02 pm UTC (link)
	you need a girlfriend! or a telly for indian take away (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ottothisworld 2011-08-11 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	I think I need to stop being malnourished first, so I stop looking like some kid from Ethiopia who hasn't eaten since they were like...born or something. Indian food sounds awesome though... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	zoey 2011-08-11 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	that's well um, i would probably not open with that line but i don't think anyone would actually starve in england! you could go to a pub and use your brother's name and get bought lots of drinks i'm sure! and order steak and kidney pie! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ottothisworld 2011-08-11 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not going to be petty and drop my younger brother's name to get food. That's pathetic. I save that for important things. Like vacations. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	zoey 2011-08-11 10:23 pm UTC (link)
	you don't even have to drop the full name! just use yours and things will probably happen! but eating is more important than vacations unless you're bringing food to africa now (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ottothisworld 2011-08-12 03:00 am UTC (link)
	That seems tacky. I-...Uh. Well, I guess that's one good thing I could use my 'fame by proxy' for - getting food to hungry African children. They have things like that, don't they? ~~And suddenly I'm an activist? What?~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	zoey 2011-08-12 03:03 am UTC (link)
	People do it all the time, plus it's just food. maybe you should just order indian though. seems easier than getting a girlfriend anyway! they do, but i think every cause needs a pretty face! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ottothisworld 2011-08-12 03:08 am UTC (link)
	True, but also very depressing. Pretty? You mean burly, rugged, and devilishly handsome right? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	zoey 2011-08-12 03:12 am UTC (link)
	well! a little but there are tons and tons of people in the same position!! um, handsome yes but from what i recall you were always the tall skinny one !! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ottothisworld 2011-08-12 03:17 am UTC (link)
	You mean tall, skinny and rugged right? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	zoey 2011-08-12 03:32 am UTC (link)
	grow some facial hair and then we can call you rugged!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ottothisworld 2011-08-12 03:37 am UTC (link)
	Than I am totally rugged, if that's the most important qualification. Awesome. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	zoey 2011-08-12 03:38 am UTC (link)
	it's pretty much the only one that i know of. unless you split wood but really if you're a wizard (Reply to this)(Parent)

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