From: porcelinaofvast	Date: June 30th, 2011 09:10 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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I kind of get it but almost wish I didn't. And yeah dude I wouldn't doubt it lol if my current predicament wasn't really proof enough.. she worms her way into daily life pretty seamlessly. She's good like that.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: June 30th, 2011 09:49 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Hehehehe. Boobies are magical man. Some day you young grasshopper you will realize the glory of boobies.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 1st, 2011 09:51 am (UTC)		(Link)
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Only if I could be so lucky! I've only seen like, two pairs like, up close and personal, I just need more exposure. I'm a like, physical learner.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 1st, 2011 08:32 pm (UTC)		(Link)

HOLY SHIT. JUST HAD A BRILLIANT IDEA. LETS GO TO A TITTY BAR.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 1st, 2011 08:32 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Fuck. I forgot to lock that one didn't I?

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 2nd, 2011 03:58 am (UTC)		(Link)
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HAHAHH you did!!! But I still kind of entirely agree with you. We'll go on a like, Tuesday afternoon when it's good and dead.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 2nd, 2011 04:05 am (UTC)		(Link)
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Fuck yes. I declare that this be the summer of debauchery and adventure. hahaha

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 2nd, 2011 11:52 am (UTC)		(Link)
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I need to find a way to get ungrounded man, my parents are like super duper pissed at me like, I don't think they plan on letting me go anywhere. Sera had an idea but it's stupid.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 2nd, 2011 11:58 am (UTC)		(Link)
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Ugh grounding. Such a fucking anarchistic way of getting us to behave like cattle. Fuck that noise. We'll work on a way to bust you out.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 2nd, 2011 01:09 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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I didn't even do anything that bad, they're just being ridiculous. I took care of shit, it could have been like.. way worse. We'll figure something out but I really only have one idea.. and it's stupid.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 2nd, 2011 01:18 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Right?! I got grounded once because I refused to write an essay on centaur rights in wizard society. Whatevskis. Parents over react all the time.

What's your idea though? Sometimes stupid works. Hahaha

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 2nd, 2011 01:32 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Well, it's not really my idea. It's Sera's idea, which shows you how stupid it probably is..

She thinks I should just tell my parents everything. Like, throw all of my cards on the table. The gay shit, Frankie fucking up my room [though dunno how to use that without outing the party], being with Mack, just everything. She thinks it'll get me sympathy if they know how fucked up everything is.. but I think it'll just make it worse.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 2nd, 2011 01:38 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Shit man. That's asking a lot of you, outing yourself and everything. I mean... it might work. But if you're not comfortable you could vague it up. Frankie and Mack could pass as boy names >.>

Not that I think you should hide who you are or anything but if you don't want to tell them you're gay yet...

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 2nd, 2011 01:52 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Right? I mean, I guess it has potential.. she thinks including the stuff about Mack's step-dad happening at the same time would really add that extra tear-jerker moment. But I don't know what to say, I can't just.. I dunno. Like, do I just walk in and go SO I'M GAY AND HERES THE SCOOP? Like, you know?

They know Frankie and Mack both so I can't really name drop them.. but I like your train of thought. They know Frankie and Mack but not uhhh... Frank and Matt. Yeah man, like alter-egos! Would that shit work?

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 2nd, 2011 02:01 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Yeah man, shit did get fucked up. They should at least understand that and try to sympathize. Perhaps your tactic of bomb dropping isn't subtle enough. Hahaha. Don't out yourself until you're ready for it.

That shit would totally work though. Parents are stupid, they won't get it until like ten years down the road, can you imagine the look on their faces when they finally put it together like... *light bulb* when she said Frank she meant the little French girl and Matt was Mack! *derp*

Fuckin parents man.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 2nd, 2011 02:34 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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HAHAHH yeah man, so slick.. I can pass for a straight chick, right? I hope Mack won't be offended, but she knows what it's like.. How do straight chicks act?

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 2nd, 2011 02:42 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Yeah man totally! Except... I might have to stop calling you man for a few days xD

Straight chicks like... giggle and shit. And when they talk about sad shit they get all weepy. Don't get me wrong... I get a little weepy myself with like ole yeller shit.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 2nd, 2011 08:10 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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I pretty much spend 80% of my time crying, so I have that covered.. but otherwise, idk how to act straight. I guess I can act mostly the same.. they somehow already think I am, so I guess it's not like I have to convince them otherwise. I got this.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 2nd, 2011 09:18 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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You got this thing. :) And you don't wanna act too different cause then they'll KNOW something's up.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 2nd, 2011 09:34 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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I'll be the straightest straight chick that ever straighted, no doubt.

	From: meandmyuke	Date: July 2nd, 2011 09:46 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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I have faith in you!!!! Let me know how it goes when you do this thing.

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 2nd, 2011 09:54 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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I'll make you like, aware of my will just in case it blows up in my face. But I think I'll get my story straight lolll literally and figuratively and then just unleash it as soon as they try to tell me I can't go out somewhere once I'm home.. foolproof, really.