From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 6th, 2011 03:29 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Uhhhhhh how about you shut up? ♥ You don't wanna know that's embarrassing you're such a tease-

NO???? WHY WOULD I LIKE THAT??????? AND I'M SURE IT WOULD BE HORRIBLE. HAVE YOU SEEN CHILDBIRTH??

I think I'll try to resist before I give in. Chase is half of the fun? :']

	From: notonyourteam	Date: July 8th, 2011 06:46 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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You're mean T :(

Thankfully, I am the youngest child of the family and never had to look at the horror of my mothers vag while she popped out a sibling. GROSS.

I'm sure Kia could explain it in detail if you wanted though, she delivers enough babies. What are you going to do when you're a mediwitch T? I WAS TRYING TO ASSIST IN YOUR EDUCATION AND GROWTH LIKE A GOOD GF.

Ooohh, I like a little fight ;) I'm always up for a chase...

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 11th, 2011 01:31 am (UTC)		(Link)
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I know. :]

UH EW? I'VE NEVER SEEN MY MOTHERS VAG EITHER!? I JUST MEAN LIKE-- OKAY. MAYBE IT'S A MUGGLE THING. MIDDLE SCHOOL EDUCATIONAL FILMS? THE MIRACLE OF LIFE OR WHATEVER?

I'll tell you what I'm going to do, not deliver babies!!! Not everyone has to do that you know.. like, I want to be a surgeon. That's so different.

You would be. :p

	From: notonyourteam	Date: July 11th, 2011 02:54 am (UTC)		(Link)
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WAIT, WHAT? MUGGLES SERIOUSLY WATCH THAT SHIT IN MIDDLE SCHOOL? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM? ...DID YOU WATCH IT?

Hmmm, well you are good with your hands :) so I suppose that makes sense. You can play doctor with me any day if you need to practice!

And you love being chased by me, don't even lie Tatum. ;)

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 11th, 2011 03:06 am (UTC)		(Link)
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SERIOUSLY THEY DO. LIKE, HEALTH CLASS. AND NO I DIDN'T WATCH IT. RATH DID THOUGH LOL I JUST LOOKED UP CLIPS ON YOUTUBE AFTER HE DID.. SCARRED FOR LIFE. THIS IS THE ONE. 1983, WHICH TELLS YOU A LOT IN TERMS OF QUALITY TOO.

Fuck off lol I already played that with you once already since we got home and it wasn't sexy at all. Too much phlegm.

I surrender, I GUESS.

	From: notonyourteam	Date: July 15th, 2011 04:08 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Well that explains a lot about Rath, THAT POOR BOY...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO EVER WATCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

But...I could make it sexy this time? :) No phlegm I promise!

I knew you would eventually!

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 26th, 2011 06:11 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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SO YOU GET EDUCATED? I GUESS? AND NOT PREGNANT? IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SHIT. WHICH I'M NOT. SO I THINK I'M SAFE.

No, no sick sexy time. Even if I do give in.

	From: notonyourteam	Date: July 26th, 2011 06:47 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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GROSS, that's all I have to say.

You know you'd like it if I dressed up as a nurse T ;) Don't worry baby, I'll make you feel better...

	From: porcelinaofvast	Date: July 27th, 2011 10:36 pm (UTC)		(Link)
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Right?? Sex education is clearly terrifying.

Lol dirtballin.. does that make me the doc? Show me where it hurts, nurse.