「ℴphelia → ωilkes」

I really had little notion as to all the work that is put into a child even before they arrive. So lucky that I've got my mother-in-law to at each turn make it so abundantly clear how unprepared I am at current to take care of a baby. She has been so instructive to me in such a short amount of time, which is rather good considering that if she keeps this up, I will deliver this baby five-six months early and be in a position where I will need to put all the valuable little gems of wisdom she's bestowed upon me to good use.

Also, she gave me the family's antique crib and I need to find a way to give it back before I have a raging Juliana breaking into my house to get it---not that it's not her fault that her mother is angry, but--I do not even want the thing