residentabyss (residentabyss) wrote,
@ 2008-02-16 22:08:00

16 June 1997
Did someone take my new soap? It's shaped like a coffin and is death-scented. If anyone has it, please give it back.

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	daftne 2008-02-17 07:15 am UTC (link)
	DEATH SCENTED???? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	residentabyss 2008-02-17 07:16 am UTC (link)
	That's what it said on the package. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-17 07:18 am UTC (link)
	I WOULDN'T THINK THAT SMELLS VERY NICE!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	residentabyss 2008-02-17 07:23 am UTC (link)
	I think it smells alright. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-17 07:26 am UTC (link)
	BUT WHAT DOES DEATH SMELL LIKE? ROTTING FLESH? CEMETERY DIRT?? ROTTING FLESH IN CEMETERY DIRT??? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	residentabyss 2008-02-17 07:41 am UTC (link)
	Vetiver and patchouli, mostly. You can smell it after I find it, if you want. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-17 07:44 am UTC (link)
	PATCHOULI???? PATCHOULI SMELLS LIKE UNWASHED COMMUNIST HIPPIES NOT DEAD PEOPLE! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	residentabyss 2008-02-17 07:46 am UTC (link)
	It's the scent of upturned cemetary loam. Plus some other stuff. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-17 07:51 am UTC (link)
	~~WHAT IS LOAM~~ YOU ARE SURE IT IS NICE-SMELLING NOT STINKY?? I HAVE A PROPOSAL! I WILL TRY YOUR DEATH SOAP AND YOU WILL TRY SOME SENSIBLE GIVENCHY. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	residentabyss 2008-02-17 07:54 am UTC (link)
	What's givenchy? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-17 07:58 am UTC (link)
	GIVENCHY!!! WITH A CAPITAL G! DO YOU KNOW NOTHING OF FASHION! IT IS ONLY ONE OF THE WORLD'S BIGGEST FASHION HOUSES AND THEY ALSO HAVE PERFUMES (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	residentabyss 2008-02-17 08:03 am UTC (link)
	Oh, okay. What does it smell like? Posh people? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

daftne
2008-02-17 08:12 am UTC (link)

IT DEPENDS ON WHICH SCENT YOU CHOOSE OBVIOUSLY!! WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF, MORE DARK AND SPICY OR LIGHT AND AQUATIC OR SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN?? FRESH OR SENSUAL?? DAY WEAR OR EVENING WEAR??? HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT A VANILLA BASE, SOME MAY FEEL LIKE IT THREATENS THEIR MASCULINITY BUT I THINK IT SMELLS WONDERFUL AND YOU WEAR MAKEUP SO THAT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM ANYHOW!

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	residentabyss 2008-02-17 08:23 am UTC (link)
	I consider myself more dark. I don't know about the rest. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-17 08:27 am UTC (link)
	DON'T YOU WORRY. I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA AND I WILL BRING A COUPLE!! YOU JUST CAN'T TOUCH THE BOTTLES I HAVE TO BORROW THEM FROM CLETUS AND HE DOESN'T LIKE STRANGERS TOUCHING HIS BELONGINGS IN CASE YOU HAVE SYPHILIS OR SOME OTHER SORT OF DISEASE. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	residentabyss 2008-02-17 08:35 am UTC (link)
	Alright. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-17 08:37 am UTC (link)
	HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT ALSO EXPANDING YOUR COSMETICS PALETTE TO SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE SUMMERTIME VAMPIRE (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	residentabyss 2008-02-17 08:40 am UTC (link)
	What exactly does that entail? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-17 08:45 am UTC (link)
	OH YOU KNOW!! PERHAPS A LESS OPAQUE LIPSTICK A NAVY EYELINER INSTEAD OF BLACK AND POWDER WITH A GLOWING FINISH INSTEAD OF MATTE! MAYBE???? ~~YOU WOULDN'T GO FOR THE BRONZER WOULD YOU~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	residentabyss 2008-02-17 08:48 am UTC (link)
	I think I'll pass. Vampires don't really like summer anyway. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-17 08:50 am UTC (link)
	HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT??? DO YOU TALK TO VAMPIRES? I REALLY THINK YOU OUGHT TO TRY IT AT LEAST!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	residentabyss 2008-02-17 08:54 am UTC (link)
	I just know. But if you insist, I suppose I could try. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-02-17 08:56 am UTC (link)
	YAY!!!! I DO INSIST! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dunstan 2008-02-17 07:55 am UTC (link)
	Is that your way of dealing with the Headmaster's death? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	residentabyss 2008-02-17 08:01 am UTC (link)
	No, I don't think so. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	clagg 2008-02-17 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	Why would anyone steal your soap? I suppose I would start with your roommates, who aren't likely to appreciate the scent of death. (Reply to this)

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