elizabeth f. fortescue (ringmybell) wrote,
@ 2008-04-01 21:28:00

threethreethree
[Sirius] ~~So I saw your dad kicked the bucket---er---~~ So. [/Sirius]

~~I ate two whole jars of--~~ I ate a whole jar of olives today.

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	Liz misterpadfoot 2008-04-02 02:31 am UTC (link)
	So. Have you faked going into labour yet? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Sirius ringmybell 2008-04-02 02:36 am UTC (link)
	Not yet, because I'm pretty sure I'll do it like ten more times just because Ian's reaction will be hilarious and then when the real time comes he won't take me and I'll end up having the baby in the toilet or something. A flushed toilet. Soo... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Liz misterpadfoot 2008-04-02 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Yes, but today is The Day. The Holiest of Holies and you haven't pulled the easiest but best prank ever? I am so very ashamed of you. You better feed me so I don't tell the guys. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Sirius ringmybell 2008-04-02 02:41 am UTC (link)
	.................................do you think he'd fall for it today? Because that'd be pretty obvious right? BUT HE'D BE AN ASS TO IGNORE IT OOOOOOOOH HMMMMMM. I can feed you...olives. Or what's left of them. Or I could spend Ian's money at some fancy restaurant. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Liz misterpadfoot 2008-04-02 02:47 am UTC (link)
	~~I don't think he's smart enough to~~ You're only like six weeks out, it's totally doable. In fact, you should do it and have your camera. Olives and I don't really agree unless it's involved with vermouth and gin. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Sirius

ringmybell
2008-04-02 02:54 am UTC (link)

HOLY SHIT I'M ONLY LIKE SIX WEEKS OUT WAIT A SECOND LET ME FUCKING SPAZ OUT BEFORE I ATTEMPT TO COHERENTLY RESPOND-------------------
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Very true! I'll try it over the journals maybe so you can see. And have the camera waiting for when he bursts in.

Yes, well. I can't have vermouth and gin, so you'll either have to order them without the vermouth and gin, or you'll just have to deal. Because no fair drinking in front of me.

ANYWAY you are very good at abusing my short attention span, and what I REALLY So'd you about was the fact that I read about your father, and I wanted to know how you were feeling about it all. Because I care. Honest.

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	Liz misterpadfoot 2008-04-02 03:11 am UTC (link)
	And anyway, if he forgets to do it the real time, or refuses to. You can always call me. I'm good at delivering babies ~~or pregnant women to the hospital~~ just ask Fiona. I totally saved Claire. How about a chocolate smoothie and strawberries instead? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Srius ringmybell 2008-04-02 03:16 am UTC (link)
	Ooooh strawberr----NO DISTRACTIONS! Talk to me! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Lizbutt misterpadfoot 2008-04-02 03:25 am UTC (link)
	About what? That an old man shuffled off his mortal coil due to the freakish virus that's going around. Everyone else seems to be coming out of it - he was just unfortunate - or fortunate, enough to be too old. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Siriusbo...birius ringmybell 2008-04-02 03:27 am UTC (link)
	Well. Yeah, but. He was still your dad. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Lizzzsucks at names misterpadfoot 2008-04-02 03:35 am UTC (link)
	If by dad you mean he fucked my mother at least once? That works. Or if by dad you mean played catch and read me bedtime stories, sure that works too, only if by catch you mean stand still while I throw spells at you and bedtime stories about literal monsters under my bed and in my closet, then that's probably closer. He's just another nightmare. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Siriussssscan shove it ringmybell 2008-04-02 03:43 am UTC (link)
	:( We can get smoothies now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Lizzzzzzneedsto. misterpadfoot 2008-04-02 03:44 am UTC (link)
	I'll be right over. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	gimmeabell 2008-04-02 02:52 am UTC (link)
	Good thing, I was hoping someone would get rid of those for me. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-04-02 02:55 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but now my stomach hurts :( (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gimmeabell 2008-04-02 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Maybe you should have thought about that then, before you devoured the whole thing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-04-02 03:07 am UTC (link)
	I dunno, it was hurting before so I figured Katie was just hungry or something but. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gimmeabell 2008-04-02 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Usually when your stomach hurts, that means you have a stomachache. And when you have a stomachache, you usually don't eat more to cure it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-04-02 03:11 am UTC (link)
	OKAY SO I'M STUPID BUT IT STILL HURTS. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gimmeabell 2008-04-02 03:13 am UTC (link)
	Take... medicine? I don't know! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-04-02 03:19 am UTC (link)
	~~Ugh I suck at this----~~ IAN WHAT IF I'M GOING INTO LABOR? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gimmeabell 2008-04-02 03:30 am UTC (link)
	You've got six weeks left, Liz. The healers said you'd know if you were going into labor. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-04-02 03:33 am UTC (link)
	SDJKNSMFSD OKAY BUT NOW I'M ACTUALLY WONDERING IF I'D KNOW OH DAMNIT SIRIUS WHY DID YOU I LEARNED NOTHING FROM BEING AROUND JAMES AND YOU AND NOW I'M UPSET YAAAAAARGH But!!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gimmeabell 2008-04-02 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Liz! Calm down, you're not going into labor. And even if you are, I will be home in half an hour and I very much doubt that Katie is going to come in that time. Plus, I do notice it's April Fool's. Kid's probably just got a sense of humor with you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-04-02 03:46 am UTC (link)
	~~sdjkgsf this backfired so horribly I am never playing a trick again THIS HOLIDAY FUCKING SUCKS, I WILL GET YOU ST. APRIL FOOL'S~~ She's hilarious :( (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gimmeabell 2008-04-02 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Of course. Just like her mum. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	graeme_cracker 2008-04-02 03:00 am UTC (link)
	You...ate a whole jar of olives today. That is just impressive. Weird, and a bit freaky, but impressive. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-04-02 03:01 am UTC (link)
	....actually it was two. More gold stars? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-04-02 03:08 am UTC (link)
	Really, now? I think you deserve a gold medal. An olive shaped gold medal. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-04-02 03:22 am UTC (link)
	I would wear it with such pride! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	graeme_cracker 2008-04-02 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Aww, you would look so pretty and shiny. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	marlie 2008-04-02 05:33 am UTC (link)
	Were they tasty? I bet they were tasty. I just started eating real food again. OOOH LET'S GET TOGETHER AND BAKE A CAKE, WE HAVEN'T DONE THAT FOR AWHILE. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-04-02 05:40 am UTC (link)
	CAN WE PUT OLIVES ON IT? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smethy 2008-04-02 05:50 am UTC (link)
	I'll supply the olives! Also I have not forgotten about the Cake Incident of '74. I mean WOW, you two. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ringmybell 2008-04-02 05:52 am UTC (link)
	HEY. Hey, that cake was good! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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