Mary Jane's Last Dance

November 3rd, 2007

08:00 pm

ATTN: USF football

Had a today?

You played like shit in the first quarter. Absolute shit. You played so shitty in the first quarter that you couldn't come back. The last minute was fucking heartbreaking, hence, "Butterfinger"

Fucking hell. Your Titanic, the ship that was rumored to be unsinkable, has sunk. Right now the band is playing the last song and Captain Smith is saying his last prayers as your ship sinks into the chilly depths of the Atlantic Ocean.

At least the Gators are done, too.
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