Mary Jane's Last Dance

December 24th, 2007

11:15 pm - Merry fucking Christmas.

Our city is celebrating Christmas with a fatal accident down the road from us.

Our neighborhood is celebrating Christmas with six cop cars outside my apartment building, fucking off and doing nothing. There was a hoodlum outside our neighborhood cursing and driving erratically and pulling the race card on objecting neighbors, and the first cop cars that came LET THE FUCKER GO without running anything.

I dislike the cops in this town, and our neighborhood has gone to shit. Beautiful St. Pete, my ass. If we lived a few miles away where the county sheriffs are in control, they would have taken him right to jail and booked him.

I am starting to hate our neighborhood, and this city kind of sucks. It's sad, but we'd be better off with vigilante cops because the hired cops do nothing but talk on their cell phones in their car, hang out at Bennigan's, and fuck around and do nothing.

I really wish I could say "Merry Christmas" on a higher note, but, well, shit happens I guess. Now I'm off to stick a knife under my pillow and start shopping for Tasers and bear mace.

UPDATE: We had to call the cops again. So, a cop came, and the stupid cop walked RIGHT PAST THE GUY THAT WAS CAUSING THE TROUBLE! We had to yell at the cop to get her attention, and she seemed real nonchalant about it!
If there is a police department that fits the lazy donut-eating stereotype, the St. Pete police department is IT. It makes me feel a LOT less confident about my safety.



Sadly, I'd rather have these guys defending our city.



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