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Slate Articles ([info]slate) wrote,
@ 2015-09-16 21:54:00


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Moonbeam City

There are moments in Moonbeam City—an ’80s-themed cop cartoon premiering Wednesday night on Comedy Central and starring the voices of Kate Mara, Elizabeth Banks, Will Forte, and Rob Lowe—that next-level the art of the dumb joke. In one, moron detective Dazzle Novak falls for an exotic singer who performs at the local mall. She plays the wind chimes—to win her over, Daz will eventually hire a backup band comprising a cymbiosphericus, a koobly-koo, a rain stick, and an anal flute. (I originally remembered that last one as “ass tuba,” but I was incorrect, it is anal flute.) But first, their sex scene, which involves kaleidoscopic lighting, hot Cinnabon icing, synths, and a fake toothbrush ’stache. Entwined with the vain and hunky Dazzle, Love Interest confesses that even she has no idea how to pronounce her name. “In my home country,” she coos, “women who say their own names get their elbows cut off.”



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