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Van Doggle - 340 words
"These are definitely false advertisements."

Dedalus was hunched over, his hands on his knees as his nose came inches away from the stuffed Raccoon that was sitting on the table. Emmeline was sitting down in a chair, with her arms crossed over her chest as Elphias stood nearby, leaning against a wall. All 3 of them were staring at the white, grey, and black animal that was sitting there, looking absolutely adorable. “If those things are supposed to be raccoons, then they should have sharp teeth and look as though they’re about to pounce on you and attack you with their little claws.” Dee nodded in agreement to his best mate’s opinion on the animals, but Emmeline just huffed and slouched back into her chair.

“I’m going to kill him.”

Dedalus dragged his attention away from the toy for a moment to look at Elphias before he turned to Em, a brow raised. “…Sirius?”

“Of course Sirius, who else would I be talking about?”

Elphias shrugged his shoulders and moved closer to the table, taking a seat across from her. “I don’t know, there are a few people you want to kill.” Dedalus once again nodded before he turned to her as she spoke. “What the hell is that supposed to mean?” “Well, I mean…you wanted to kill Ben the other day, and I’m pretty sure you always want to kill Caradoc.” “And you wanted to kill James the other day, and…who was it the day before?” “Uh, I think it was Peter.” “No, no it was someone else…” “No, it was Peter beca—“

“Okay, now I want to kill you two!” Emmeline rose to her feet and moved out of the room, leaving the two boys alone with the Raccoon. They were both silent for a moment before Dedalus turned to Elphias. “She probably won’t want to kill us in 5 minutes…not after she finds the stuffed Raccoon that Sirius charmed in the living room. I think it hisses.”

It wasn’t long until they heard that familiar shriek.