Kirley Duke wears more eyeliner than you

Aye, it is officially too hot for this Scot.

( Proof! )

[Friends]

On Friday there's an annual event in my life that some people tell me needs to be celebrated.

If you fancy joining me for a pint of something I'll probably be at The Black Cat from 8pm onwards.

Bring other halves and what have you if you want.

K

Dear Fans,

Please stop sending me vials of blood. I'm flattered by your concern for my wellbeing but I really don't need feeding. I'm fed once a week by my bandmates. This week is Wags' turn. He tastes of strawberries and likes me to go in via his elbow.

Rage and Love.

Kirley xxx

Oh really, Ministry?

Careful now, oppression leads to revolution. I'll be marching at the front with a big "FUCK YOU".

Something doesn't feel right.

Anyone else ever get that feeling? Like something is about to happen or has happened, but you're not sure what.

It's like the silence before you wake up to chaos. Or something.

MERRY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE!!

( Spellotaped into journal )

Hey! People of the journals.

I'm fucking bored. Anyone want to entertain me? I can guarantee a good night out if you ask me.

O? I'm looking at you specifically. But if anyone else is up for it, just drop me a line.

K