Kirley Duke wears more eyeliner than you (specialk) wrote,
@ 2012-01-30 14:40:00

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Dear Fans,

Please stop sending me vials of blood. I'm flattered by your concern for my wellbeing but I really don't need feeding. I'm fed once a week by my bandmates. This week is Wags' turn. He tastes of strawberries and likes me to go in via his elbow.

Rage and Love.

Kirley xxx

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	wags 2012-01-30 02:42 pm UTC (link)
	Heylo fans! Kirley likes his blood fresh, so yes it is my turn this week! <3 Wags xx locked to K Your fans are nutters mate, had a howler this morning because we apprently aren't feeding you enough blood. Oh well! I'm sure you will survive on pizza. OH! Fancy making pizza tonight? I have everything in! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	specialk 2012-01-30 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	Mmm Strawberries... [Wags] Tell me about it! Obviously I look hungry... I have to keep incendio-ing the stuff. It'd freak O out if he saw it. Vials of it! One or two were still warm. Pizza!! Aye that sounds wicked. You got milk in, or shall I bring ours? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wags 2012-01-30 03:17 pm UTC (link)
	It feels good.. {K} Obviously you do! I think we need to speak to management about screening your mail for a while. Ewwww, still warm is nasty. I have a couple big bottles of milk in. I've been thinking of just buying you a cow. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	specialk 2012-01-30 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	More! [Wags] A COW!!! I would name her Jasmine and she would be the most rocking cow in the world! O could play cowbell for her! Wait... were we talking about something serious... Aye, screen the mail. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wags 2012-01-30 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Bite the neck if you like... {K} Yes a cow. Hahaha O would lay claim to her cow bell. Yes we were, I will contact Jack first thing in the morning see about setting it up for you babe. Can't have the nutters carrying on and freaking out you and O. <3 (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	specialk 2012-01-30 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	mmmnn... oohh... oohhhh... so good... [Wags] Thanks, My. I really don't want O seeing anything like that. X (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wags 2012-01-30 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	nnnngh. Fuck! {K} No need to thank me, what are family for? Me either, it's bad enough you are having to! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	specialk 2012-01-30 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Was it good for you? [Wags] I'm thanking you anyway. I owe you kisses. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wags 2012-01-30 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Definitely. Same time tomorrow? ;) {K} I won't turn down kisses. I'll see you and O in a bit for pizza night! We can even watch some muggle movies! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	specialk 2012-01-30 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Nah, I'm full till next week. [Wags] Yay! Movies! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wags 2012-01-30 07:55 pm UTC (link)
	Next week it is then. Unless you feel like a snack before then, my veins are always available to you. ;) {K} I thought you would like that. I have one called muppets in space, it looked quite cool! There's a talking bright green frog!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	specialk 2012-01-30 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	You're a whore for my fangs. [Wags] Kermit! I like the Muppets. Hero sat e down and made me watch them with her a couple of Christmases ago. Is Animal in it? O's my little Animal... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wags 2012-01-30 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	Why yes, yes I am. You can bite me any time you fancy. {K} Yes to Kermit and yes to Animal!!! Yes, O is definitely animal in disguise. So Pizza and Muppets, its a 3-way date! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Daisy billiam 2012-01-31 02:14 pm UTC (link)
	Vials of... that is wrong. With fans like that, I seriously don't envy you one bit. Maybe you should hire someone to screen your mail, mate. Or at least set up some wards to warn you if something like that tries to turn up. (Reply to this)(Thread)

William

specialk
2012-01-31 05:25 pm UTC (link)

It's because of this from Witch Weekly...

Speaking of Kirley, apparently he has been keeping a dark secret - that he is in fact, a Vampire. We caught up with fellow band mate, Weird Sisters' drummer, Orsino Thruston and he only had a few words to say on the matter.

"Oh yeah, K's a biter."

Wags suggested the management screen it for now. It's bizarre. I also get letters with them offering their necks, giving me their addresses... fucking mental.

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Daisy

billiam
2012-01-31 11:27 pm UTC (link)

So little O has been playing tricks and telling the media lies again. You lot need to better control what comes out of that kid's mouth. I know he says half of what he does to the public for a laugh but if people are sending you vials of their blood, imagine what they'd send if he had said you were a zombie or worse.

Take care of each other. I've heard what the Ministry are trying to plot with those new ridiculous laws.

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	William specialk 2012-02-04 10:42 am UTC (link)
	.... brains? Don't get all frowny and Daddy Bear on me William, I'll tell little O to be more careful. We will. I promise. Hey, can you keep an eye on Portia for us? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Daisy billiam 2012-02-04 11:09 am UTC (link)
	Exactly. Sorry. Force of habit. You know how it is being a big brother, right? I just don't want to be reading about you guys in the obituaries. Call me a sap or whatever, but I care, okay? Can do. She's been helping me with some particularly hard Rune translations recently. I'm actually learning a bit from her. Her knowledge of languages is fascinating. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	William specialk 2012-02-04 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know all about that. You won't, we'll be careful. I promise. Or we'll try and stay out of trouble, but if trouble comes looking for us I can't guarantee we'll outrun it. Not a sap, I care too. Oh aye? Fascinating, eh? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Daisy billiam 2012-02-06 10:13 am UTC (link)
	Well, don't hesitate to call if you need help. I may not be able to help personally but I have friends that will be able to. Wipe that grin off your face. It's strictly professional between me and O's sister. Although, she found out I am writing to you and kindly requests that you tell her little brother to write. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	William specialk 2012-02-06 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	Will do. Grin? Moi? Oh she did? Give her a big kiss from me and say: "I'll tell O to write, Sweet Pea". (Reply to this)(Parent)

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