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August 26th, 2008 4:08 pm
I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY MEGATRON! [
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[ mood | man i hate being a woman ]

So it's pretty painfully obvious TF:A!Starscream's voice actor is the same dude who does Spongebob if he was evil. It's not that hard to hear; and it is true, btw. So I couldn't help but write this:

Are you ready, sparklings!?
Yes, commander!
My audio sensors can't pick up your vocalizations!
YES, COMMANDER!
Oooooh! Who lives in a busted starship in outer space's vast universal sea!?
DeceptiCon StarScream!
Arrogant and cowardly and evil is he!
DeceptiCon StarScream!
If neurological nonsense is something you wish...
DeceptiCon StarScream!
Then drop on the floor and surrender, Autobot bitch!
DeceptiCon StarScream!
Ready?
DeceptiCon StarScream! DeceptiCon StarScream! DeceptiCon StarScream!
DeceptiCon StarScreaaaammm...!

Oh yeaaaah.

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August 22nd, 2008 9:42 pm
WATER RESISTANCE IS HUGE! [
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[ mood | yawnyawns ]

UNE! DEUX! TROIS! GO FOR THE GOLD IN THE BEI--MATSUDA YOU FUCKING SHIT!

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August 22nd, 2008 1:20 pm
Insert motivational poster here. [
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[ mood | omnomnom ]

The only reason I desire going to work today is that there should be birthday cake for lunch.

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August 18th, 2008 10:54 pm
SUPPAH! [
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[ mood | ohwutev ]



Transformers Armada in a nutshell.

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August 16th, 2008 3:00 am
Aw yeah. [
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[ mood | zzzzzclownzzz ]
[ music | Perfect Day - Haku ]

I SAID I AM GOING TO SHARE THESE DRABBLES WITH ALL (WELL, YOU KNOW) MY JOURNALS AND SO I FUCKING AM:

But I just really want to share these drabbles mah waifu wrote upon my request. All Transformers, since, well, come on.

And she wrote them, and she wrote them so gloriously I cannot even begin to fathom the amount of beauty they are. Each a gem beyond mere words, brighter than the brightest star, more enigmatic than the moon in full. And I will share them all with you.

BTW, you don't have to be a fan of slash to read these fics. They're all pretty much platonic and the one that isn't is crack, har har.

[info]starscream: QUICKLY WRITE ME A QUICK MEGATRON/STARSCREAM DRABBLE

KEI: Megatron turned off his 50 Cent's "The Massacre" album and rose from his chair. "LMFAO," he said, grabbing Starscream's nose. "You're such a worthless idiot, LMAOOOOOO."

Starscream batted Megatron's hand away. "LMFAO JUST WAIT TILL I'M LEADER OF THE DECEPTICONS, MEGATRON, ROFL."

[info]starscream: ... THIS.

[info]starscream: THIS.

[info]starscrean: THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS.

[info]starscrean: NOW AN OPTIMUS/BEE DRABBLE.

KEI: Optimus Prime grounded Bumblebee for driving too fast on the dangerous, icy roads of Detroit. "You could have hurt someone very badly, young Yellowbee," he said sternly. He took Bumblebee's cellphone and computer away from him and said he would give them back in one week. "You need to stay here and think about what you have done. You cannot talk to Sari or watch television. I will call you when supper is ready."

Bumblebee said a bad word beneath his breath. "Who are you to tell me what to do?"

Optimus turned in the door way and said, "LMFAO, I AM OPTIMUS PRIME. LEADER OF THE AUTOBOTS."

Bumblebee said, "That's right," and then sat at his desk and was very sorry for endangering innocent people. He would not break the rules again.

[info]starscream: GOD THESE ARE THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST.

Would you like to read more? 5 more beautiful drabbles. Prowl/Lockdown, Megatron/Haro, Inferno/Red Alert [warning: sticky!] and, THE BEST, Starscream/B... BONUS: Megatron/Blackout! )

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August 10th, 2008 6:17 pm
I'M BURGIN' SO HARD RIGHT NOW. [
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[ mood | fuckin' BURGIN' ]



This is me right now it's not even fucking funny.

I'm burgin' so hard right now I'm going to put on my handy dandy chest bindings, get my money and walk down to Jack in the Box in this hideous heat for a fucking BURGER CAUSE I AM FUCKING BURGIN'.

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August 8th, 2008 10:37 pm
FUCK. [
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[ mood | FUCK. ]



This is going to be for my new userinfo.

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August 8th, 2008 12:05 am
Set lasers to kill. [
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[ mood | SIGH. ]



Jesus Christ, just go!

EDIT:



LOVE IS A FUCKING BATTLEFIELD.

EDIT 2:

FRIENDO: http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/0/03/Otherone.JPG
ME: CARS
FRIENDO: CAR-SUMMONING LOLI
ME: OH SHI- THAT SHOULD BE A STEPHEN KING BOOK.
ME: MIX OF CHRISTINE AND FIRESTARTER.
ME: CAR-SUMMONING LOLI
FRIENDO: FFFFFFFFF
ME: IT'LL SELL BETTER THAN TWILIGHT
FRIEND: HAHAH YEAH YOU WISH
ME: HAHA FUCK YOU.

I hate having Stephanie Meyer on my flist.

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August 6th, 2008 3:51 pm
Hooker heels. [
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[ mood | stascream you're alive ]

I firmly believe that Starscream's, and all Seekers', heels need to be high. Like... high heels. Because when shoe heels are high, they're called high heels. Indeed. But yes, I do think Starscream looks best when he looks like he's wearing hooker boots/stilettos.

EDIT:

IT TOOK ME LIKE THREE OR FIVE MINUTES TO FUCKING CORRECT A MISPELLED WORD BECAUSE SCRIBBLD IS SLOW AS FUCK WTF.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT I MADE ICONS I'M PASSING AROUND LIKE A WHORE WOULD STDS.

RULES LULZ:
1.) Comments are epic but not mandatory.
2.) Credit is epic, but I won't force you to.
3.) Any icons without text are bases and may be customized. Hell, you can costumize any of them--but a li'l credit would be nice. ;)
4.) Don't hotlink lulz.

ICONZ:
[11] Ironhide
- 8 "wtf?" face
- 2 pointy finger
- 1 ice my balls and spit up blood
[5] Om nom nom 2007!Megatron
[5] Convo quotes [mostly for Armada]
[5] Optimus Prime
- 3 American Psycho!Prime
- 1 why so serious?
- 1 Fuckatron
[4] Megatron
- 1 ಠ_ಠ
- 1 Samjacktron
- 1 Spintron
[6] Misc
- Jazz STFU
- Sparkplug STFU
- Lulu Rod and Shari Prime (spoilers)
- Daniel likes big butts
- Nunnabee
- 2 boobie groping
- Movie woes featuring the Woe Dawson's Creek Man
[2] Starscream

Do you like Huey Lewis and the News, Megatron? )

Bonus:
Most beautiful icon in the world.

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August 6th, 2008 9:24 am
Yeaaahhh. [
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[ mood | puke so tiirreddd ]


Love A Rat by ~Rocker-Hoz on deviantART

I love this piccy. Everyone on my flist: go buy a rat. If you have one now, go buy another. DO AS I COMMAND.

August 5th, 2008 1:44 am
Moe or tsundere? [
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[ mood | booo ]



FILL IN THE BLANKS.

You don't have to be ___ to be my girl--
You don't have to be ___ to rule my world.
All I want is your ___ and your _-_-___!

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July 31st, 2008 11:23 pm
OMG THIS IS SO AWESOME OMG I'M SO HAMMERED I'M SO DRUNK [
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[ mood | hurrr! ]
[ music | i'mma goin so fast cause of my booster boots ]



oh god I have to pee. I have to pee. I HAVE TO PEEEEEEEEEEE!

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July 28th, 2008 1:41 am
OCTAAAAAAAAANE! [
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[ mood | yawnyawn ]

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July 24th, 2008 6:48 pm
d'awww [
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[ mood | om nom nom ]

why i has a little TF:A Storscrom standing on my desk next to me.

though i do not like TF:A, i do luv Storscrom, so i bought him.

you and your cute little chin, storscrom. ♥

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July 23rd, 2008 11:08 pm
FUCK YOU MTV. [
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[ mood | i haet everything ]

SO MUCH RAGE

(╬ ಠ益ಠ)


oh but I did get to eat at Denny's and watch TDK again with grandma.
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July 21st, 2008 4:33 pm
So mean desu. [
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[ mood | mean cookies r mean ]

Lactose sensitivity: why you do this? :( I just want to enjoy some soft chocolate chip cookies. Why you gotta play a sistah like that?

Oh, well, I'm still going to eat them.

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July 20th, 2008 3:59 am
fffff [
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[ mood | hrrnnneh ]

Dear, Transformers Energon Kicker,

I hope you die.

Very.

Very.

Fucking.

Slowly.

XOXO,
Breanna

P.S. And painfully.

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July 19th, 2008 12:10 am
BETMAENSSSSSS!!! [
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[ mood | betmaens~ ]

YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH time for coherent Batman: TDK review.

I got on my red Joker shirt and headed out with Sierra and her friend. We stopped to get some batteries for her camera for pics and when we got there, it was about 9-something. Sierra brought a Robin shirt she bought and put it on. The theatre was packed, but luckily we got there early enough so we were at the beginning of the line. As Talia saved our seats, Sierra and I went out and took some pics.

I got a pic of her making a naughty :o face as she groped a giant statue of the Hulk's butt, as well as a pic of me next to the Hulk. Looking fat. I then got a pic of her running from a dinosaur in a big poster. Going outside, we took shots by the TDK and, for Curry-tan, Iron Man posters. Plus a couple of shots in the theatre and it was all good.

I kept exclaiming Sierra will leave the theatre shipping Batman/Joker and we had some fun moments. I wish I could remember a couple, but the one I do:

Me: So... Christian Bale and Heath Ledger--
Sierra: --Sexy.
Me: Fucking.

We ended up sitting in the theatre for a good two hours. 9u6 But we got good seats, even though we had a couple douchebags behind us. The theatre seemed to be full of emos and preps. WHERE MY NERDS AT???

But yes, there, now for my thoughts on the actual movie.

WARNING FOR SPOILERS, BUT I TRY NOT TO MENTION TOO MANY.

I have a feeling you and I are meant to do this for a long time. )

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July 18th, 2008 3:58 am
OH MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN [
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[ mood | I CAME ]

Just came back from the midnight Batman: TDK showing.

Since it is nearly 4 in the morning, I am not intelligible enough to convey my feelings in proper, more sophisticated words, so until then:

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July 16th, 2008 2:20 pm
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[ mood | argh wtf ]

Y SO SERIOUS SCRIBBLD?

I THINK I NEED TO PUSH ENTER TO UPDATE SINCE THE BUTTON IS BEING A DOUCHE.

DOUCHEBUTTON.

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