*** BRAMBLE BUSH RP ***

[Welcome to Ludus Forest]

( And there were kittens, gerbils and a goldfish. )

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[At that point, a megaphone rises into the air above their heads. Static could be more felt that heard at this point but it normalizes with a simple broadcasted "AHEM"]

Megaphone: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOARRRR-NINGGGGGGGGGGG STUDENTS! *its enough to blow anyone ears out but obviously the broadcaster doesn't care*

IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT THERE HAVE BEEN VINES MIXED IN WITH THE SHRUBBERY. THIS ATTENTION HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO US BY A HOST OF UNCOMFORTABLY MADE STUDENTS.

FOR YOU-RRRRRR INFORMATION, THOSE VINES ARE /RAPE/VINES AND ARE A REGULAR PEST TO THE FOREST. FEEL FREE TO BURN AND RAPE BACK AS NEEDED.

CHASTITY BELTS ARE ALSO ENCOURAGED DUE TO THE "TOUCHY" NATURE OF THE VINES. YOU CAN GET THEM AT THE STUDENT SHOPPE FOR ONLY 55.99 LG. BUY 2 GET THE 3RD ONE ABSOLUTELY FRRRREEEEEEEEE!

AND WITH THAT, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD LUCK MY BELOVED STUDENTS! AND REMEMBER, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE SEX!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~ *cough*

*the surrounding people feel yet another surge of static before the megaphone flies away*

( Part 2 )

Megaphone: G-GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOR-NIN-NGGGGG STUDENTS. IT'S ANOTHER BRIGHT SUNNY BEAUTIFUL DAY AT LUDUS, AND GUESS WHAT? THOSE PESKY VINES STILL HAVEN'T BEEN DEALT WITH. THOSE OF YOU NOT-NOT INFORMED, THESE ARE RAPE VINES. YOUR VIRGINITY IS NOT THE RES-PON-SI-BILITY OF THE LUDUS CAMPUS. REPEAT AFTER ME, KIDS: RESPONSIBILITY.

GOOD LUCK STUDENTS!
REMEMBER, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE SEX!

( Part 3 )

[The bramble is still brambling and the vines are still raping. Guess who aren't doing their jobs?]

[Today however, it seems that the bramble has undergone somewhat of a diet. Its branches seem thinner, more responsive. More dangerous to your health.]

[But the vines have seemed to notice the bramble's newfound sexiness. Wrapping around its branches in a not too comfortable way.]

[The result? The bramble is now thrashing slightly. Sending shivers and minor earthquakes through the forest.]

[Mind giving it a hand?]

( Part 4 )

[Here we are again in Ludus forest!]

[The last time we left our heroes, several of them have gotten lost in the forest. Uncomfortably accompanied by horny and thorny plant life.]

[There have already been attempts to reduce the vegetation to mere kindling but all have as yet proven unsuccessful in thouroughly removing the infestation. The experts have long since been called in but until now, students are still strugging to keep their chastity belts on inside the forest.]

[That aside, there have also been recent sightings of naked people in the forest. Their association with the local vegetation has been dubbed highly dubuous by the local gossip. On the life treatening scale however, they're rated pretty low.]

[But after all has been said and done, please enter at your own risk. The admin staff isn't liable for any stains to innocence, dignity or missing goldfish.]

[That is all.]


( And there was heated intercourse 8Db )

[Everything is now nice and calm where most of them are. the vines and branches are no where to be seen. (so is Igor but that's beside the point) this is a chance for all to regroup and strategize what to do with the bramble/rapevine menace.]

( Part 6 )