Bramble Origins RP Part 3
Megaphone: G-GGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOR-NIN-NGGGGG STUDENTS. IT'S ANOTHER BRIGHT SUNNY BEAUTIFUL DAY AT LUDUS, AND GUESS WHAT? THOSE PESKY VINES STILL HAVEN'T BEEN DEALT WITH. THOSE OF YOU NOT-NOT INFORMED, THESE ARE RAPE VINES. YOUR VIRGINITY IS NOT THE RES-PON-SI-BILITY OF THE LUDUS CAMPUS. REPEAT AFTER ME, KIDS: RESPONSIBILITY.

GOOD LUCK STUDENTS!
REMEMBER, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE SEX!

[SCHOOL CHIME]
[To tempt certain students, a double rainbow, is cast above the now more violent bramble bush]
[The Naked Man of the East, runs about]
[The half naked lion man of the desert is running about the forest progressively destroying vines. Holler if you need him ]
Cameron: [has noticed that #rapevines has been trending on Ludus Twitter-Sphere, so he decides to pay a visit, skipping into the forest like the fairy princess he is] It's such a nice day out, surely nothing bad could happen.
Lavie: [at school.] ( Something, was very indecent about that announcement. What is wrong with this school's administration? What a terribly absurd charade.) [receives a text from her father that reads:
-Lavie, I heard about the bramble incident. Get out there, it's good shooting practice- ]
...

[Later-- Is now at the entrance of the forest fully equipped with a gun in hand and amunition for safe measure]

(... Why me ?) [irritated expression]
Cameron: [has constructured a psycholocial profile for the vines and has decided to make why the branches were acting this way, into a case. He cuts off a thorn from the vine, and puts it in a ziplock. Examining the vines with a small pocket-sized magnifying glass, when he hears Lavie's gun cock, he immediately jumps up] DON'T SHOOT ME GIDEON
Lavie: [She hadn't noticed that person.] (oh great, a man.) [she looks at him with a questionning expression. He didn't seem very strong and sorta scrawny as well.]

You are sorely mistaken, I am not him. [better she say something or this man might have a heart attack.] (idiot.)
Cameron: O-Oh. Geez! I have a friend that shoots me for fun, I forgot to wear my bullet-proof vest today, its' a tad discerning. [Walking up to her, holding out a hand and offers a trite smile] Cameron, and what lovely lady do I have the pleasure of meeting? [analyzing her reaction]Lavie: (At least he's polite.) [hesitates to shake his hand. She didn't usually do so to men. Decides against it, for now.]
Lavie. [straight to the point] If you know Gideon, then you must be a student as well. I assume you will be taking part in wiping the forest of these vines? [prepares her gun just in case]
Mikhail: [Wondering around the forest.] 'Where is everybody?' (Mikhail want to go back, play with cats more.)
Cameron: Ah, yes, spot on. I do know Gideon. [studying her briefly but then gives a smile] - I don't believe in violence, if we find out why they've got a stimulated sex drive in the first place, it might be easier for us control them no ~ instead of brute force? This is a puzzle intend to solve. [grinning] Military or Navy?
Lavie: That, i sincerely believe, would be a wasted effort. You can only spend so much time contemplating on what kind of a strategy to use before they get you. These are brainless monsters we're dealing with. [raises an eyebrow at his latter question]
Navy, but only an intern. [well the gun did make it pretty obvious.]
Cameron: Ah, I digress. They seem sentient, like there's a mind or a being behind them. Although the likeliness of that is low. Ah, that would explain how comfortable you are with arms. [smiling, noticing the English Accent but Chinese FEatures? Hong-Kong? Her stance was miliatry. Likes Guns, Obvious, Gardens, obvious. Hates men? Shot in the dark, but a shot he was willing to take? Hmm, he analyzed]
Lavie: Whatever they are, they're disrupting the peace of Ludus, ergo they need to be disposed of. That is what the school requested the students to do if I am not mistaken.
[takes a few steps ahead cautiously] Goodness me, how observant you are. [slightly condescending tone, referring to his observation.]
Cameron: Of course, I'm observant. It's not like I'm checking you out. [he blinks]
Lavie: [flinches slightly at that] What ?[pause] I didn't even suggest that you were. [the thought hadn't crossed her mind, oddly. And it usually would have.]
Cameron: Good. So now, you've gotten I'm not some sexual predator, I think we could be friends. [he smiles] So are the vines as lethal as they say?
Lavie: ...(Arrogant.)[slight irritation] You're awfully direct, and you're making assumptions about a person you've only just met. [well they weren't false.] How about you learn some manners before asking to be my friend? [hmphs.]

[Looks back at the forest that's seemingly starting to get a little agitated. Faint rumbling sounds can be heard]

It's best to assume the worst when faced with an enemy, i'm going to say that you should undoubtedly be on your guard if you venture into the forest. That, and you must be armed.
[ Suddenly The Grounds of Ludus becomes covered in a sheath of dark stormy clouds ]
[ Thunder Rumbling. A bolt of ligtning strikes through the clouds, across the double rainbow and hits a nearby vegetation plant causing an explosion]
Lavie: Wh-What the ? .... A storm ? [looks up at the sky] But there was nothing in the news about that.
[Hundreds of animals scutter about, terrified of the incredble impact the lightning bolt caused]
Cameron: I do have manners, but it wouldn't matter, you treat most men the same way - and don't hold them in high regard. Funny because there's a preceeding male-influence in your life, I'm guessing your father's military? You can't say, don't form assumptions, because that's the first thing you did, I just thought to return the favor. You didn't shake my hand, but from the calouses - and the way you preferd to grip your gun as opposed to my hand, suggest that the gun is familiar? Also you haven't put it down and nothings attacked us--- [he pauses mid way] - Woaah! Was that lighting. [Jumping practically, a bit scared]
[ As the smoke clears, A large crater can be seen, A body of an unconcious ten year old girl clothed in armor appears within the strike zone.]
[scattering happens in the forest, outside of the forest only rumbling sounds can be heard]
[ The Naked Man of the South SCREAMS at the sudden jolt of lighting ]
Lavie: [eyes widden at what Cameron says. It's all eerily correct. She starts thinking he is a supicious person and her esteem of him goes up but when he jumps childishly and the lighting it drops back down to what it was]
You're all talk. I will give it to you, that most of what you said is correct. [turns to the forest]

The forest seems agitated, something's not right... It's best not to waste any more time [starts to head into the direction of the forest]
[ The little girl stirs from her unconciousness, she awakens to the sound of screaming]
[ Dissoriented and dazed, the the little girl scans her surroundings...]
Mikhail: [Stops walking with a start at the sound of lightning.] BY RASPUTIN! Mikhail hope no one hurt, specially kittens. [With a worried expression on his face, runs off towards the sound, the trench coat fluttering on his sholder.]
Cameron: Forests? Really now? There's been a lightning bolt and look? It's not raining! Doesn't that strike you as a bit odd? [he frowns, the weaponless man, proceeds to head to where the lightning had struck]
[fazzed but inherent. the little girl starts shouting towards the sky (although with the booming voice of muscular man)]
Uhlric: YOU WILL NOT SEE THE LAST OF UHLRIC RAINIX!! THY THUNDA BOLTZ WILL STRIKE YOU ALL DOWN AND I WILL RECLAIM MY RIGHTEOUS PLACE AS KING of the MAN GODS!!!!
Lavie: ... Of course it's odd that's why i'm going in to check. [turns back to Cameron] Ugh, do you seriously not have any weapon on you ? Deplorable. You'd think that bringing a weapon for this kind of ordeal would be your first thought. [pauses] How good are you with guns?
[the girl continues: YOUR ARMIES WILL FALL, YOUR WIVES WILL BE RAPED AND YOUR SONS WILL BE SOLD INTO SLAVERY. NO ONE CHALLENGES MY ABOMINABLE WRAAAATAH!!!]
Uhlric: Now... where are thy weapons.......
Cameron: [shiftily] Terrible. Never touched a gun in my life. [seeing Uhrlic at the distance] - I-Is that a girl? Was she struck by lightning? [running towards her, faster, entirely reckless]
[Hearing the sound of lighting and a sudden explosion, Gunner rouses from his sleep] Gunner: AH! MASTER! I DIDN'T DO IT! Huh? Where am I? Hmmmm...[Gunner looks in the direction of the storm] Gunner: Ohhh that looks interesting....[Gunner stands up and moves towards the storm]
Mikhail: [Bursts into the clearing, and barely notices the massive crater the lightning has left in its wake.] 'ARE THE KITTENS ALRIGHT!?' [Stops to see that there are no kittens around, to his relief. he stares at the two people beside the crater, he does recognize the girl, but the frail little man beside her seems very familliar...] 'Komrad Cam-' [Mikhail slips and falls into the crater, unknowingly tacling the figure at its center.]
[ THE VINES ARE AWAKE ]
Uhlric: [Searches nearby and finds a precarious bag....]
Uhlric: aha! these will do......
[Gunner continues to chase the storm looking towards the sky and not forward. He trips of over his own leg and begins to roll forward like a boulder down a hill] Gunner: AHHHHH!!!!
Uhlric: (mutters to himself) Which realm Am I on..........

BAAH!! It does not matter. all will fall to the might, of the GOD KING.
Lavie: How useless can you b-- [He's already started running ahead.] ... You idiot! Don't run like that! the vines! They'll detect you quicker! [trying to catch up without moving around too much]
[Gunner continues to roll and crashed into a person carrying a gun]
Gunner: WAAHHH! OOOFF! Owwwiee......
[The vines wrap around Gunner's Leg, and attempt to crawl up his pants]
Uhlric: What is This!? (she sees people running about.) apparently this realm has inhabitants! [Uhlric mutters to herself: As expected, already these natives vy to worship me.]
[Uhlric walks towards the commotion that is happening within the vineyard]
Lavie: [ Gets crashed into and falls to the ground, she immediately sits up and turns around. notices the vines, Swiftly takes out her gun and starts shooting at it rapidly, it breaks. She stands up and starts shooting at it more. Paying no attention to the man on the floor]
Gunner: Huh? AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOO! NOOOOOO!!!!! [Gunner starts to panic and grabs the leg of the person he rolled into] Gunner: HELP MEE!!!! PERVERTED VINE GOING IN PANTS!!!!!! I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!
[The vines, start to wrap around and crawl up other peoples legs]
[ As uhlric walks outwards the crater a man of large stature tackles her down...]
Cameron: [hops away, dangling his foot, it looks like a bad dance move]
Uhlric: WHAAAT is this! someone DARES ATTACK ME!!
[Vine wraps' around Loli's foooot, proceeds to caress thigh]
Uhlric: I didn't know this realm houses the mighty FROST GIANTS!!!!
Lavie: [Kicks the groveling man in the face forcing him to leg go when she feels his hand on her leg. still continuing to shoot the vine attacking them, and others getting closer while doing this]... [pants when the vines in their immediate area seem to be more or less dispopsed of] There are lots of them. But they're not very smart.
Uhlric: Ughh! What trickery is this!? [she sees vines crawl up her greaves]
Cameron: [still dancing and hoping around, not armed so he's just sort of flailing.]
[Vines ensnare Cameron, dragging him to the ground, and tripping him]
Gunner: HELP ME! [In a panic, Gunner grabs the nearest stick and hits the vine with all his might, breaking the stick and vine, leaving a creater in the place he hit] Gunner: I DON'T LIKE VINES! [After freeing himself, Gunner runs behind the person with the gun]
[With reflexes as quick as lighting.......well a little girl.... (uhlric tries to kick away the vine)
[Vines pat Gunner's head awkwardly, kind of ruffling his hair]
[and with a sudden impact. Uhlric kicks the large man who is on top of her instead!]
Gunner: O_______O;;
[Vines: [fondle fondle]]
Lavie: [shoots the vines pestering Gunner] ... Can't you at least fight ?! [backs away when Gunner gets behind him]
[Vines: [try to inch up Lavie's skirt, sadface when they realise she has so many layers]]
[Gunner begins to cry when the vines start rufling his hair] Gunner: Uhhuhuhuhuhuh Q___Q
Gunner: Me? Fight? [At the thought of fighting, Gunner begins to cry harder] Gunner: Q_____Q
[Frustrated, Uhlric reaches for her satchel and pulls a foot long lighting bolt from it]
Lavie: [Stomps the vines and shoots at it. Lavie now looks almost enraged.] .... [Even though the vine is down she shoots it at least five times over]
Uhlric: Hehehehehehe this will do it. No one incurs MY POWER and gets away with it!!
Lavie: [to Gunner] Are you a student at Ludus, do you know /any/ magic ?
Gunner: What's a Ludus?
Mikhail: [On his belly.] 'Mikhail very sorry, crater's edge crumble beneath him.' [Feels someone poke him on the head, and gets up off, to his surprise, a little girl.] *picks her up.* 'What you doing here little girl?' *Takes the lightning bolt from her* 'no no no! that's danger!'
Uhlric: You Heathen! RETURN my Tezzaract Imediatley! or by Korn's name you will be Vaporized!!!!
Mikhail: [Throws the Bolt at the nearest tree, which promply explodes.] 'See?'
Lavie: If you're not a student then what /are/ you doing in this forest. Get out now. [thoroughly pissed off by the vines. Though Lavie isn't the 'rage' type. Her tone is much deeper and has an aura of anger to her. You can almost see the smoke coming out of her ears.]
Mikhail: [Frowns.] 'No.'
[ As Uhlric finds a way to deal with the frost giant, she takes notices of the vine.....]
[Gunner stops crying for a minute to ponder what is a Ludus]
Gunner: Ludus.....Ludus...... [ Just then there was an explosin that startled Gunner, prompting him to run in a random direction]
Gunner: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! [Gunner begins to run and falls into a crater crashing into a tall well built man]
[The vines start to get more aggressive, now targeting your neither reigons]
Cameron: GET AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY. [HOpping looking like some weird Awkward Dancer]
Uhlric: ( With a grin) Heh! this long wrethed thing attempts to attack the mighty Uhlric eh! So BE IT!! I will bring out MY OWN long wretched thing!!!
Lavie: ... [gets out her gun and starts running ahead while shooting vines rapidly in her stride, jumping over them. ducking. rather agile.] (How in the chairman's name are we supposed to get rid of ALL of these vines ?)
Uhlric: [ She unzips her pants revealing A LONG BIG SNAK.........WAIT.... HOW COULD THIS BE!?!?!!? ) [UHLRIC FREEZES IN HORROR]
Uhlric: WHERE IS MY GREAT MIDGARD SERPENT!?
Uhlric: [ Still frozen in horror, she starts too look at her own body......]
Mikhail: [Feels a thud hit his back.] 'OOFF! careful!' [lets go of the little girl, and picks up Gunner by the ankle, hoisting him clear off the ground.] 'METAL MAN! you come just in time! PLANTS!' [Mikhail swings gunner overhead, and slams him on the approaching vines, with a splorch that makes Mikhail smile.] 'You very handy!'
Uhlric: [Raises her fist in the air. and shout...] CURSES WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!!!?!!!?
shouts*
Gunner: Uggghhh....Oh you're.....wait....did you just call me metal? Wait no! Please! I - I - I brusie like a peach!!!! Put me down please!!!
Uhlric: [She calms herself down, and mutters to herself....] it seems I'm i a shell of somesort
[Vines start to head in Uhlric's and Lavie's directions respectively. They like women : D ]
Cameron: uhm, Magic. Magic School. Expelliarmus! Okay Nil~ [trying to punch the vines back, but ends up getting pinned to the floor] I d-I didn't think I would loose my virginity like this!
[As Uhlric attempts to figure out what has happened to her, the vines proceed to get more, "Handsy"]
Lavie: [ Shoots the vines that pinned Cameron down. Has her back turned to the ones coming her way ] Why did you come to the forest if you don't know how to fight ?! USELESS. SERVILE. COCKROACH. [says this to the beat of her shooting]
Uhlric: Fine then.... [ Uhlric Speaks to the frost giant.] You there! the one who withheld me of my lightning bolts!
Mikhail: [Sees the vines that are about to attack the girl with a gun.] 'LADYYY!!' [Prepares himself to swing Gunner again, but the man has clung onto the dirt. His hand slips of Gunner's ankle.]
Uhlric: Join me in the TOTAL ANNHILATION of these puny vines!!!
Gunner: NOOOOO! I'm scared! NOOOO!!!! [In panic of being used as a weapon, Gunner grabs part of the ground wand flips a portion of the dirt burrying some of the vines] Gunner: NOOOOO!!!!! [Gunner feels like he's been released and looks around. He sees he's alone and starts to cower in fear]
Cameron: [rolling, trying to break free] It's an investigation! There's something a miss with these vines! [Standing up and Breaking Free from them] - There should be a reason why they're sentient!
[Vines: 8 D [crawling up the loli's legs. fondle fondle]]]
[Vines: Rub against Lavie and Mikhail's backs]
Mikhail: [Hears the proposition of the girl, which sounds strangely like a full grown, burly man.] 'DA!!' [Picks her up, and starts to run out of the crater, leaving the vines behind.] 'TO HIGHER GROUND!!' [As he runs out of the crater, he pcks up the battle axe the girl has failed to lift.]
Uhlric: [ Vines causes her to trip and fall. In retaliation, she pulls out a battle axe, and attempts to lift it. Unfortunatley.... it is too heavy] Uhlric HOWLS IN FRUSTRATION.
Lavie: .... You are willing to put your life on the line because of some INVESTIGATION? You idiotic-- [a vine grabs onto Lavie's gun wrist] !! [lets go of the gun. Immediately tries to grab hold of the other one she has.]
Cameron: I do a lot of stupid things, to prove I'm clever! [he retorts, taking a photo of the situation with his Blackberry, hopefully that will give him a random pattern on the vines movement]
Gunner: NOOOO!!! I don't wanna be left alone!!!!!
[A vine manages to grab his scarf, and tug down at the floor]

Cameron: [too focused on the investigatiion, picking up dirt samples for future refrence, and falling to the floor again]
[Gunner starts to run around in circles hoping to get somewhere]
[Vine Trips Gunner]
Uhlric: [The frost giant apparently hears the throes of frustration. and picks up Uhlric!]
Mikhail: [Shouts behind him, halfway up the crater.] 'GET MOVE ON METAL MAN!'
Cameron: [yelling] Not, chuffed, not chuffed to bits at all ! [gathering more dirt in his ziplock as the vines proceed to ensnare him]
Gunner: OOOFFF!! Why do I keep falling. Huh? [Gunner looks back and sees more vines] Gunner: NOT AGAIN!!!!!
Lavie: [ her shooting arm being restrained, she grabs onto her other gun and continues to try and force herself free of the vines, other ones grab her leg an start crawling upwards. Lavie is having a hard time aiming with her right hand.]
Gunner: Huh? [Gunner heeds the advice of the russian and runs like his ass was on fire]
Uhlric: [ Uhlric takes notice of the surrounding people who are fighting the same enemy as her. and asks the frost giant] FROST GIANT!! who are the names of these fellow warriors!!
Cameron: [struggling squirming again, refusing to take off the scarf. BReaking off thorns with his fingers and shoving them into his ziplock pouch] N--need. EVI.Dence.
Uhlric:[ Mutters to the frost giant ] AHHH... the thrill of battle!! after this! let us bath ourselves with the sweet Virgnity of countless wenches!!!
Lavie: [ shoots at the vine holding her left arm, and narrowly misses the first shot. Tries to nail the second one, it works, a few more, some missing some hitting, in the meantime the vine crawling up her leg starts to go up even more] ACKKK.... !!
Mikhail: [Shakes his head.] 'Mikhail does not know! survive this, we find out!' [Reaching the top of the crater, Mikhail puts the girl down, and helps Gunner out of the crater, panting.] 'Frost giant not Mikhail's name!' [lifting gunner out of the crater.] 'Mikhail's name Mikhail!' [Mikhail considers this, how he longs to see dozens of beautiful women.] 'Mikhail will hold you to that little girl!'
Gunner: Hi I'm Gunner. [Gunner extends his hand]
Cameron: [mufflesname, under blanket of vines] Mmkprin-mffse Camsdemdfferon
Uhlric: [ Notices a boy covered in vines] Ahh greetings warrior cameron!
Lavie: [manages to break the vine holding her hand and immediately transfers the gun to her left hand and starts VIOLENTLY shooting at it] DIE YOU WRETCHED DIABOLICAL BEINGS! [she mad. Ttly over killing the vine]
Mikhail: [Picking up the battle axe, he starts to hack away at the burning vines.]"Thank you little girl!" [Sees Cameron.] "KOMRAD KAMERON! Mikhail knew it was you!!"[Helps Cameron up.]
Uhlric: [quickly, uhlric pulls out a flaming botle out of her napsack and tosses it at the flaming vines that wrap themselves around the young man that is named cameron]
vines* not flaming*
[A blonde man in his early 20s, dressed in business attire and a brown leather messenger bag, only /seemingly/ familiar to Cameron, lies unconscious behind a bush]
now the vines are flaming hahahah*
[Gunner seeing the flame] Gunner: Ohhhhh, it's so bright.......
Cameron: [getting realesed, rolling in dirt - yet again and finally getting up. Out of breath. His shirt, is hitched above his waist, and he looks a bit traumatised, then he noticed the Russian] - -Ah, Agent ThundraWolf! We meet in battle again. How was Osama Bin laden's Capture? I heard the Spetsnaz was successful.
Uhlric:[ Uhlric rushes to the man named Camera-On and attempt to communicate with him]
Uhlric: You there! Puny man! do you wish to join us in our mighty war against these rabid elementals!!
[points at camera-on]
Cameron: Not particularly, Wow. Your puberty sounds so terrible. [noticing the girls voice] Ah yes, you were the one struck by lightning, no?
[Gunner moves closer to the flame and crouches to observe it] Gunner: Preeetty....
Lavie: ... [huffing at the branch which is now erratidicated. Her bun is messed up and her hair is messy. She looks extremely agitated, (and red)]
Mikhail: [Picks up Cameron in a bear hug.] 'DA! Mikhail wish Kameron was there to join in festivities! River of vodka that night!' [Smiles]
Uhlric: So be it young camera-on. [Uhlric yells a battle cry] Hear me, you elements! Hear me, storms! Rise up in your wrath! I will noth die this day and you shall carry thy to my destiny! Strike now! And fire this holy mound!
Mikhail: [Seeing Lavie in trouble, Drops Cameron.] 'But we shall leave the festivities for later, LADYY!!' [Picks up the fallen battle axe, and rushes over to her aid, the axe glints as it passes through a nearby vine.]
[he awakens slowly. his first action is to flip off the bushes. "fuck you!" he shouts. alas, his energy runs low, and he falls back to unconsciousness]
[Gunner gets to close and the sleeves of his coat hanging from his hands catch fire] Gunner: OOOoooooo......wait. AHHHH!!! [Gunner runs towards Mikhail in a panic] Gunner: MIKHAIL! HELP ME!!!
Lavie: [she turns her head and looks as though she has an almost killer intent in her eyes. ] ... [it's almost as if she has a dark aura surrounding her] WHAT ?
Uhlric: [Sees this girl with her faced covered in red.] Uhlric moves to her and attamepts to question her as Camera on had been questioned.
Cameron: [getting slightly woozy from the hug, Damn Mikhail could crush ribs! He's actually seen him do it. Falls to the floor] OOPH. [he hears a tiny 'fuck you' and looks around] S-SOMEONE ELSE MIGHT BE BURIED IN THE VINES. [searching]
Lavie: If you can't be helpful in some way. Don't talk to me. Cockroach. [terrible mood]
Uhlric: [Notices a terrible aura that is coming from the girl with a face of red.....]
[Gunner runs, once again too paniced to watch where he's going and crashes into Mikhail] Gunner: AAAAHHHH! OOF!
[Somewhere, in a relatively peaceful part of the forest stands a polar bear who still continues to consult with his ~*~very useful map~*~.]

Rowlf: Hmm. [scans through the map and then looks up at the tree in front of him. He places a paw on it.] So this one here's a Fitzroya. [smiles as he is continually amused and amazed at the different types of trees growing in this forest.]
Uhlric: Hear me, Celestial!( Uhlric speaks to the girl with the red face) For too long hast thou stood above all life in thy arrogance! 'Tis time thou wert reduced in stature! AND 'TIS THOR WHO SHALL SEE TO THE TASK!!! HOO HAAAH!!!
Cameron: [looking, noticing everything going absolutely chaotic, can't seem to find the body anywhere, so he turns his attention to the crowd. One of them is on fire, the other one is being - strange, and the other one his former colleague. Things were weird]
Lavie: Children should be seen not heard. Silence yourself this instant.[not red anymore] (that is a pretty manly voice for a little girl)
Mikhail: [Falls flat on the ground with Gunner on top of him.] 'Gah! METAL MAN! you on fire!' [Gives Gunner a big hug, and starts rolling on the ground. The flames on Gunner die out.] 'You ok Komrad?' [Gets up, Helping Gunner to his feet as well.]
Cameron: [spying Lavie's gun on the floor, making a Dash for it before the vines can, grabbing it. Knowing Exactly how to grip it, using one hand to shooting it with ease at the air above] C-COULD EVERYONE CALM DOWN FOR A MOMENT.
[Gunner's view begins to spin. He can't tell what is up or down and can't hold his head in place properly due to dizziness. His head just falls off his neck with a pop when the world stops spinning] Gunner: Not on fire at least.....uwaaaaa (@o@) ,V,,
Foolishness!!! I offer you thy MERCY and you withhold yourselves from it!! Very well girl with the face that is no longer RED. I wil end your misery now and begone of you!!!

[Uhlric Pulls out another powered lightning bolt and attempts to Vaporize her. Unfortunatley the lightning bolt fissle's out and implodes, causeing Uhlric to be hurled into another area.......(Lavie is unharmed)
Uhlric: [ flies across the horizon and lands on top of an unconcious man......]
[Gunner's body stand on it's feet with Mikhails help. It turns around and pick up Gunner and attaches him with a poping sound] Gunner: Ughhhh....[Gunner hears the gunshot and quickly, almost instinctively ducks and covers his head] Gunner: AHHHHH!!!!
Formerly Unconscious man: [the shock wakes him up] Ugh.... [he opens his eyes] ... cute. You remind me of a little girl I knew. Geek as well. Never stooped so low as to cosplay though...
Lavie: [flinches when she hears the gunshot and turns over to see Cameron holding her gun. She immediately makes her way to him and snatches the gun out of his hand violently.] You used /my/ gun without permission /and/ you lied to me.
[twitching angrily. Her anger is only aggravating]
FUM (formerly unconscious man): Now could you please get off of me? You're cute and all, but you're not my type. I have a friend though that's into girls of your... size.
Cameron: Ahrlight. Okay - The girl there's in shock, look at how low her voice has gone, in-shock. She needs medical attention. Her sanity and lack there of is obviously the results of the lightning strike hitting a logical part of her brain. [tossing the gun back at Lavie's direction, clearly did not enjoy having to shoot one]
Mikhail: [Running Cameron.] 'KOMRAD! Be careful with that!' [Picks Cameron up again in a bear hug.] 'Mikhail glad to see you!'
Uhlric: [Slowly winced due to the shock from thy thunderbolts) [notices the blond man who threw her aside] You there adventurer!! many have ignored my call to battle maybe you would agree to join the ranks of Valhala!!!
Blonde guy: Whatever ~kawaii kawaii desu desu Arthas-chan~ or whatever awful name you call yourself. Now what the bloody fuck do you- [he notices the bush] Fuck that, yeah? We need to kill that thing? It- ... you don't want to know... [scratches butt]
Cameron: [getting Squished] Its good too see you again~ [huggggu desu] Ah - I notice, new weapons? I didn't think the Spetsnaz now issued Battle Axes. How was operation Chicken Exploding Revolution? Who was on forensics? Paul I'd expect? Did you pull of a code 'Raspberry'?
Uhlric: [ she shakes her head with discontentment] ,Another who refuses salvation.... The trouble with godhood is that it robs you of your finer judgment! And that is why we will never be the same. PITY though you could have been a mighty fighter, but in the end, you are only a selfish creature while people like her (points to everyone in the vicinity) have an infinite capacity for stupidity! Thus are legends born!
[The gun that Cameron tossed misfires once it hits the ground. Gunner hears this and panics even more] Gunner: EEEEKKKK! No No NOOOO! [Gunner raises his right arm while still covering his head. His hand protrudes from his sleeve and a marking can be seen on it. Gunner shouts at the top of his voice.] Gunner: I DON'T LIKE THIS!!!!! [The markings on Gunner's hand begins to glow an ominous red light]
Mikhail: [Putting down Cameron.] 'They don't, but Spetsnaz teach Mikhail how to use one when situaton needs it.' [Throws the battle axe at the nearest tree, as if to demonstrate a point, its blade sinks into the trunk. He turns back to Cameron.] 'It went very well Komrad! We caught the terrorist, aka Flaming Puyol, before he could have made the second checkpoint.' [Smiles.] 'Da, Paul was incharge of forensics, and no, it good thing situation not call for 'Raspberry'.' [Wiping his brow.]
Cameron: [pulling apart] Good on you soldier, not having to resort to Genocide! I've always hated violence.I hope you - Oh dear, is his hand glowing red? Mikhail it seems to be a code Fourty Seven Dash B- Twenty Two. Perhaps we should take cover!
[From the glowing Red Hand, the vines shrink away, and the Earth Trembles under it]
[The sky blackens, and from under the red hand, the ground quakes]
Mikhail: [Notices Gunner's glowing red arm.] 'BY RASPUTIN!' [Jumps behind the nearest, and biggest, form of cover and calls to Cameron.] 'KOMRAD KAMERON!'
Gunner: I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this, I don't like this, I DON'T LIKE THIS!!!!
[From the dark skies, a giant ball of fire appears]
Cameron: W-WHAT IN - WHAT THE! [cowering under Mikhail]
[The ball of fire comes closer and closer and Gunner continues to cower oblivious to what's happening]
Mikhail: [Notices Cameron.] 'There you are, Komrad!'
Gunner: I don---Haaaa.....haaaaa....ACKCHOO! [Gunner sneezes and the skies clear, the earth halts, and the ball of fire dissapears in an instant]
[From the sky a small, smoking, pebble falls infront of Gunner] Gunner: Haaa....Hmmm? Where'd this come from? [ Gunner puts his hand back in his oversized sleeve and the light dissappears]
Cameron: -[creeping out from Under Mikhail] W-what was that?
Mikhail: [Eyes widen.] 'WHERE. DID. BALL. OF. FIRE. GO!?' [He Climbs out of cover, trailing Cameron.]
Blonde guy: [Stands up, pushing Uhlric away] Ok, Neko Loli Arthas-tan. uh... thou hast got me with thine words. I beseech thine help. The only way to defeat this cursed creature is to remove thine trousers in front of him! [ponts at Cameron]
Uhlric: Sooo be IT!! puny mortal
Uhlric: I SHALL DEFEATH THY BEASTS WITHOUT MY ARNAMENTS!!!! [removes clothes] Aha! much better!!!
Blonde guy: Now go! [still pointing at Cameron] He is the servant of the vine, my liege. He holds the key to defeating the foul thing, but pretends to be our ally
Uhlric: [Grabs battle axe from satchel] So be it! Thou hast forced me to unleash the most terrifying MAN GOD power of all! A power which once hurled back ZYNCH, the World-eater, and e'en gave pause to an almighty Celestial! I must call forth the god-force which flows within my veins -- and unite it with the irresistible power of mine enchanted TESSARACT! And the God of MAN shall become one with the AXE supreme! Let the Juggernaut FALL!
Cameron: W-woah. What the bloody blazes is going on! [getting out, examining the sky, notcing Gunner] Did you just re-attach your limbs? Is that some form of reannimation? [brilliant idea] If I could reannimate corpses -- they'd be able to tell me how they died! [blinking] Does it just reattach?
Gunner: Huh? Who are you?
Cameron: [holding out his hand, if Gunner were to shake it, he fully intends to run away with it] - Nickolai Mezzanotte, ate your service. [smiling]
Cameron: [eyes sparkling imagining all the experiments]
Gunner: Oh hi, my name's Gunner. [As Gunner stands up to shake Cameron's hand, he trips over his leg and falls on Cameron]
Cameron: OOOF! [falling to the floor, and trying to Yank Gunner's hands free, he attempts to run]
Uhlric: [Uhlric ventures out. clothless and dissapears into the wonder brush of rapevines.....]
Gunner: Ooff! Wha--Hey! Don't do that I need my arms!
Cameron: So do I! [running through, attempting an escape, tripping on vine]
[Gunner stands up and chases Cameron and catches up with him] Gunner: You shouldn't do that. It's not good to take other peo---Oh look a vine......uh...oh.....[Gunner picks up his arm and attaches it. He slowly begins to back away]
Blonde guy: ... Idiot. [looks at the others]... sorry. plural. idiots... so we got an emo faggot, a faggot, a guy that thinks avril lavigne in camo fatigue is still cool... and that WoW cosplayer. Fuck. this is about as bad as that mall I went to in the Philippines.
[Gunner begins to run away as fast as he can] Gunner: I really REALLY don't like these vines!!!
Blonde guy: Hmm... purple girl... [checks Lavie out] eh... over color combination. defines stiff behavior. purple. probably delusional with majesty. Soooo not my type.
Lavie: [after a few minutes of mental meditation attempting to calm herself down. repeating over in her head not to shoot people she hears the voice of the blonde man and looks over to him with a death glare, the hand holding her gun trembling heavily as she seriously contemplates justified murder.]

(... I still need to become a navy. I still need to become a navy. Keep calm. Think of flowers. Buttercups. Lilllies. -- R31 PLUMP ACTION SHOTGUN... Chamomiles....Coreopsis)
Lavie: (...Hawthorn... Dogwood...) [her tempter starts cooling down. She seems to look a little relieved. And promptly fixes her rather messy hair, and dusts herself off. She stands up straight and reloads her gun] ... Better.