jonathan & megan (thembones) wrote,
@ 2008-01-24 14:11:00

[Private to Edgar]
I think you and I need to get together, have a little brotherly chat. I sort of need help with picking out stuff and

I really shouldn't have to come to

I really hate Valent

So, yes. Lunch or something? If you can clear your schedule and all.
[/Edgar]

I think someone got into my box of sugar hearts. Instead of reading fun things like "Love You" they read like "You smell" and other obnoxious things. They still taste the same though.

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	amelias 2008-01-25 01:06 am UTC (link)
	When you find out who did it, give them my commendation. That's really quite a good one. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	thembones 2008-01-25 01:12 am UTC (link)
	I've got one here for you, it reads "bite me". (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amelias 2008-01-25 01:14 am UTC (link)
	Oh, that one stung. You would talk like that to your own sister, Jonathan? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2008-01-25 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Of course. It's my job, there's some sort of International Sibling Code that requires this. I'm sure it's in the section about Retaliation for Making Little Brothers Eat Dirt. You should know these codes, Miss Wizengamot! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amelias 2008-01-25 01:23 am UTC (link)
	Maybe the department's late on getting that memo. I'll have to look for it, and surely find some way to get rid of it. Really, don't all the little siblings of the world know by now that they have no rights when it comes to their elder, more talented, and infinitely more wise siblings? I say... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

thembones
2008-01-25 01:36 am UTC (link)

I doubt they'll find a way. It's existed longer than laws have been around and things with that kind of staying power don't go away easily. Take 'The Song that Never Ends'; annoying but delightfully fun.

And that's only true because older, wrinklier and older siblings can't that their younger, prettier and better younger family members reserve the right to be bothersome and whingy.

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	amelias 2008-01-25 01:41 am UTC (link)
	You underestimate me. But do we have to bring that song into this? It just brings back so many nightmares of my childhood that I'd really rather not relive. Wrinklier? You know, you really have no respect. How can you say such things about someone who's shown you nothing but love and affection all your life! Kids these days. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2008-01-25 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Never! And yes, it's a part of everyone's childhoods, thus demonstrating the power of annoying bothersome-ness. Which isn't a word normally, but I think it fits here. None at all! And I say these things to Princess Amelia, Enforcer of Mud Pie Eating. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amelias 2008-01-25 01:50 am UTC (link)
	You should call Webster, you should. I deny all claims. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2008-01-25 02:00 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I should ask for a job, yeah? I'd probably make head of the company. You don't need to deny, I've got the scars to show. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amelias 2008-01-25 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Oh, without a doubt. You can't prove those scars came from me. Edgar was rough as a kid. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2008-01-25 02:07 am UTC (link)
	I'll discuss this change of occupation with Megan and get back to you. He wasn't the biter. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amelias 2008-01-25 02:11 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't a biter! See, now you're just making libel. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2008-01-25 02:17 am UTC (link)
	Sibling libel doesn't stand in court. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	amelias 2008-01-25 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Don't be silly. 'Course it does. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2008-01-25 09:32 am UTC (link)
	Is that an official charge? "COUNT ONE: Willful Silliness and Arbitrary Whinging"? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	thembones 2008-01-25 02:28 am UTC (link)
	Now who would take the time to do that? Who hates you that much? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	thembones 2008-01-25 09:29 am UTC (link)
	The dog? Though I'm not sure how Roger holds his wand without opposable thumbs. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2008-01-25 09:31 am UTC (link)
	Ooh, that means he has cohorts. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2008-01-25 09:36 am UTC (link)
	I knew we shouldn't have had that doggy play date last week. What happened to the sexy ones from last year? You know "Meet me in the..." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2008-01-25 09:38 am UTC (link)
	Sgjdksg JONATHAN They haven't been put into retirement, if that's what you're asking. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2008-01-25 09:43 am UTC (link)
	Well, I think "Are you wearing pants" would be better than "your socks are dirty". (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2008-01-25 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	That's just-- Oh I can't say---Gah-- That's just a clever way for me to tell you to start taking your clothes off. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thembones 2008-01-25 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Precisely. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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