HOBGOBLIN KIRBY CATCHLOVE SENTENCED TO 150 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE
Kirby Catchlove, 20, member of the popular Wizarding band the Hobgoblins, has been accused of illegal possession of Class B Non-Tradeable Domestic Goods and nighttime soliciting on High Street in Diagon Alley.
"I see that nasty man around all the time!" says Shawna Jansen, bartender at Moe's Olde Taverne. "He stops young ladies like myself late at night and asks us if we want a good time! How insulting!"
Ministry officials searched Catchlove's flat at 5:00 AM this morning, but after a good hour, but to avail. The accusations of illegal possession were dropped, however his soliciting was not.
"We take this very seriously," says Ministry official Michael Lochte. "We can't have men like him wandering the streets. But as it is his first time, we will let him off with a warning this time."
That warning is 150 hours of mandatory community service, which must be finished by the 31st of December of this year.
When asked for comment, a terse Catchlove had this to say, "I am innocent of all charges, but I do intend to do my hours. It's time I give something back to my community anyhow, since they have given so much to me."
This isn't the first time the Hobgoblins have been plagued with substance abuse troubles...
Continue to page 7 for further information on the Hobgoblins.
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