BREAKING NEWS!
We interrupt your broadcast! Minister of Magic Jakob Vervalsing collapsed earlier this morning during a morning breakfast with leaders from various European and Asian wizarding communities. Suffering a massive heart attack, the Minister was rushed to St. Mungo's, where no reports have been released.

Vervalsing is sixty-five with no previous record of heart problems---the WWN will keep you up-to-date with the Minister's condition as soon as new information is heard---"