In what appears to be the Catapults keeping true to their earlier statement of "no Catapult being safe," there has been another roster change announcement. Rose Knightely, first year starting chaser, has been demoted back to reserve as of effective immediately. Caerphilly spokesman Hamish Thorn did not give any further comment on the matter to this change.

Specific reasons as to why this happened range from last season's performance to her standard appearances in recent tabloids, which the team traditionally does not condone, and usually meets with classic silence. However, management has not announced her replacement, nor seemed inclined to, which does seem to give the fresh chaser a chance to reprove her worth before the first match of the season on June 1st.

With keeper Griffith Kirkham's captaincy stripped and beater Adrian Mattias' trade to United, is it only a matter of time before the hammer falls on each and every one of last season's starters?