The dish on celebrities' pasts is always juicy til the last drop! Every good fan is simply dying to know what their favourite icon was like as a rambunctious little tyke. However, some people in the limelight are a little more hush-hush about their terrible twos, threes, and teens than others! Certainly, AXEBANGER has always painted the picture of an idly rich middle son, throwing away family fortune for the siren call of professional Quidditch! But there's no need to be coy, Axebanger! It was revealed to The Tattler that Brookstanton, birth-name Rupert Thierry Weiss, was actually born to a Muggle mistress with hardly any reputable means of supporting herself. Hooked on all the atrocities Muggles concoct for themselves, Marie-Alix still struggled to support herself and her young son before dying tragically of a Muggle illness, leaving Axebanger all alone at the tender age of six! What of his birth father? No name was listed for the father on the birth certificate, but it is well-known that Axebanger's "father" is the successful industrialist, Robert Brookstanton.
( 'Oh, he is, but Robert did not want to acknowledge his bastard son, of course,' )
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