Homework should be illegal. It has kept me from keeping all my loyal readers up to date with the latest news and gossip around Hogwarts' hallowed halls (though maybe I should keep doing my homework, did you appreciate the alliteration there?). Faithful followers (once again! Alliteration always attracts attention!), all my time away from my lovely lavender parchment (isn't it delish? I simply can't get enough of it, special ordered from France!) has allowed me to collect the juiciest gossip our school has seen in years. Though, who could honestly forget the breaking story of the one and only Rita Skeeter, revealing the impromptu marriage of the now up and coming aurors Frank and Alice Longbottom? Absolutely the kind of journalism a busy bee like myself strides to live up to!

And now, before you salivate yourself into a coma from anticipation of the latest dish, here is the scoop from yours truly,


SIGHTED & OVERHEARD

The story of M and R has really surpassed any of this gossip girl's wildest dreams. Scandalous affairs with a man she's bagged? Hmmm! Looks like someone's taking this whole acting business a bit too seriously!

Which two prefects were seen canoodling outside the Hufflepuff dorms while they were supposed to be scoping out the Astronomy tower? Though, I suppose we should be thankful they didn't take their business up there.

Think Ravenclaw's quidditch team is too good to be true? You're right.

Zee's been batting her freshly single eyes at a bloke who rammed his way into her line of sight not seconds after she announced her newfound status. I wonder if she'll have an angsty love song dedicated to her on her rockstar ex's next album?

Rumors are swirling about a certain blue-eyed 'Claw that's got her eye on an older man--that's not her boyfriend. Tsk, tsk, advancing after a secret breakup, maybe?

Now, I know I'm not the only one watching the slowly moving chronicles of the Ravenclaw duo that go by the names of Fee and L. Come on you two. JUST. KISS. ALREADY!

This rainbow haired bride-to-be sure seems excited, but are those squeals of joy really squeals of terror? She did get a part in Grease, the girl can act.





It's going to be an exciting, crazy year, I can just feel it. Can't you? I'll be as busy as my nickname trying to get all the buzz and happenings in this castle, so you won't have to! I'll be watching and listening closely.